Every few months, the urge to eat buttered toast will possess you. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I finally understand why bread always vanishes mysteriously from my kitchen! 🍞👻 Related funny posts 😂 You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread. Making food: 1 hour. Eating food: 20 seconds. Washing dishes: never ending. Avocado toast at a cafe: $10. Avocado toast from Uber Eats: $25. Avocado toast made at home: $550 (my labor is worth $115 a minute). Garlic and bread is the only marriage I truly have faith in. In banana years, I am bread.