Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet. Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like we're all just one spreadsheet error away from becoming a math magician or a chemist! 🤹♂️🔬📊 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Sometimes you show up to work, and they just torture you for hours. Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had. Every morning when that damn alarm clock goes off, I just feel it so much: A million-dollar inheritance suits me much better than an office job. Getting paid to sleep would be such a dream job. This whole “having a job” thing is really getting in the way of me having my best life.