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Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

Every job is either 8 hours of getting exposed to cancer-causing chemicals or 8 hours of staring at a Microsoft Excel sheet.

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Looks like we're all just one spreadsheet error away from becoming a math magician or a chemist! πŸ€Ήβ€β™‚οΈπŸ”¬πŸ“Š

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