Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like it's time for a doughnut support group for neglected bagels 🍩🥯😅 Related funny posts 😂 I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese. What is Washington’s plan to make everything bagels less messy to eat? Today I bought a doughnut without sprinkles. This diet thing is hard. I offered my nephew a donut and he said “no thanks, I’m not hungry right now” and I don’t think this little guy knows how donuts work. Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?