Everyone wants the bagel to be everything, but no one asks if the bagel needs anything. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like it's time for a doughnut support group for neglected bagels 🍩🥯😅 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My son just turned an everything bagel into an everywhere bagel. I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese. A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt. That’s me in the corner, that’s me in the spotlight, spreading goat cheese on a bagel. I’m going to hell if anybody needs anything.