Everything’s under control. I just don’t know whose. Posted onFeb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the universe is freelancing as my project manager! 🤔😂🌌 Related funny posts 😂 Confuse a restaurant manager today by telling her how good the service was. People with ADHD be like “I can’t fry an egg, I got too much going on”. Watching a movie and subtitles not syncing is low-key pain. Born to say “Who the hell raised you to be this stupid.” Forced to work in groups. Remember when downloading a song in under 5 minutes was considered progress?