Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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I eat my first meal of the day in the afternoon, bro. Don’t ask me for advice.

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May life treat you exactly the same way you treat servers, store clerks, senior citizens, children, and animals.

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You never realize how many curse words are in a song till you play it for your family.

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I’m single because of everyone else’s shortcomings.

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Wine drunk doesn’t even make itself known. You’re just relaxed, and then, all of a sudden, you feel sexier.

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“You let your cat on the bed?” I would put her on my life insurance.

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Earth is hard.

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I miss whatever age I was when I thought five dollars was a lot of money.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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If there is a God and He “loves” us, then explain snakes.