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Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

Films and television have led me to believe that masquerade balls have a higher mortality rate than most wars.

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"According to the entertainment industry, attending a masquerade ball is a high-stakes affair with more danger than a battlefield! 🎭💃 Who knew donning a fancy mask could be riskier than dodging bullets? 🎥😄 #BallroomBattles"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged ball, balls, believe, entertainment, film, humor, led, masquerade, me, mortality, rate, television, war, wars on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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