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My ex said I had commitment issues but this giant jar of Nutella says otherwise.

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Do you ever find yourself just thinkin’ about bread?

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Making a cult with only intuitive introverts so we can all sit in silence, side-eyeing each other suspiciously.

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Don’t worry, nobody noticed the weird thing you did. They’re too busy with the weird thing you said.

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“Follow your heart,” as advice, is sort of like “abandon yourself to cognitive bias.”

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A hacker called me and said he had all my passwords. I got a pen and paper and said ‘Thank God for that, what are they?’

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Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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My phone screen is brighter than my future.

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Anyone who thinks being a pessimist isn’t any fun fails to appreciate the joy of saying, ‘I told you so.’

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, please make it study.