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Missionary, so I can look him in the eyes and ask him why Ashley from work is texting him with heart eyes.

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One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

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People in glass houses shouldn’t throw orgies.