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Who needs pheromones when the irresistible aroma of barbecue is wafting through the air, beckoning us all like a sizzling siren song 🍖🔥 Whether you're drawn in by the smoky allure of ribs on the grill or the tantalizing scent of burgers charbroiling, one thing's for sure – BBQ always knows how to flirt with our senses! 😋 #GrillAndChill

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Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

I love men with a provider fetish.

When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.

The world is my oyster and I’m allergic to shellfish.

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

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