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British people never go downstairs; they just jump out of a window and open an umbrella like Mary Poppins.

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He’s a 10, but it’s the pain scale.

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Are you http? Because I’m :// without you.

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Unless it’s manic, I don’t want to hear about your Monday.

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I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

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This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

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The only thing that drains faster than my phone battery is my bank account.

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Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

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If Wonka had a spaghetti factory, I’d get sucked into a marinara river tube so fast.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?

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My birth year getting a lil too far on those lil scroll lists. I don’t like that.

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I wish I was as tired in bed at night as I am after lunch at work.

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Every time I buy vegetables it’s a triumph of hope over experience.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Fun prank: make people study for 16 years, and then don’t give them jobs.

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Every Jurassic Park movie should end with an insurance adjuster getting a phone call and immediately throwing up.

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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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Biting your tongue while eating is a perfect example of how you can still screw up, even with decades of experience.

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“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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Drinking at home is convenient, sure, but it’s nothing like the experience of leaving the pub feeling fifty bucks lighter.

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If you turn your phone upside down, the stock market is actually doing quite well.

79 shares on Reddit this month:

My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

Female breasts are nature’s anti-stress balls. The irony is that they are connected to the biggest stress-inducing device.

88 shares on WhatsApp this month:

First responders? You mean reply guys?

95 shares on Discord this month:

It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.

75 shares on Discord this month:

Thinking about writing my own eulogy because I don’t want my loved ones to say I’m a control freak.

44 shares on X this month:

People on Facebook be like “can anyone tell me about a thing I can easily Google myself?”

12 shares on Threads this month:

Can the AI bubble just pop already? Everyone hates this crap.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

Being a toddler’s favorite person is what real love actually looks like.

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Caveman bartender: “This one’s on the cave.”

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I really wish people would stop thinking they need to speak to me in the mornings.

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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A fun thing to do on a first date is wear a wedding dress.

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If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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“Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by “Wham” encourages you to do something you shouldn’t do.

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You know the trouble with real life? There’s no danger music.

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I switched from coffee to orange juice and told my doctor I felt better. He said it’s the vitamin C and natural sugars, but I think it’s the vodka.

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I’m not stubborn, my way is just better than yours.

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Feels like if cicadas are allowed to just sit in a tree and scream, I should also be.

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Y’all be riding them bikes in the street like I don’t gotta look up my next song.

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All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

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Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese.

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I think it’s clear that companies making medicine have no idea what fruits taste like.

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If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

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I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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When someone asks why you don’t have kids just say “dingoes”.

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My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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