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Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

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My favorite delusion is that I just need to get through this week.

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I’m running out of people I like.

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My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

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An orgy where everyone looks identical is called a doppelgängerbänger.

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Sorry for acting weird. It’s just that I mirror people, and you were being weird first.

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No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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I may not know what’s going on, but I also have no idea what’s happening.

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Robert De Niro always looks like he just smelled a nasty fart.

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People who often talk to themselves are more intelligent than others. At least that’s what I tell myself.

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When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

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“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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60 shares on YouTube this month:

Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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I’m ready to try another planet.

78 shares on TikTok this month:

Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

11 shares on Pinterest this month:

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

97 shares on WeChat this month:

I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home.

100 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Being excited to get in bed is a different level of adulting.

48 shares on Slack this month:

In high school I was voted “most likely to hold a grudge” and I’m still mad about it.

10 shares on Discord this month:

Gosh, being a princess is exhausting.

87 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m really hoping money falls from the sky this week, or else I’m doomed.

15 shares on Instagram this month:

My love language is deader than Latin.

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

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Next month is May. May all the money come to me.

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To be gentle in this world is an act of rebellion.

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Rage bait often works on me because I was already angry before I read that.

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Welcome to your 40s! You’re gonna need several doctors, no matter how many apples.

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Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.

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The only thing preventing me from moving to Finland is the language barrier and a job.

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Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

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I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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I don’t like talking to people with an IQ lower than the room temperature.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

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The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

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The fact that I have more clothes to sleep in than I do to go out in says a lot about who I am as a person.

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I’m sorry I said “Awooga” when you took off your clothes. Do you still want to have sexy time?

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The only Spanish I know is buenas noches, which means bonus nachos – like finding forgotten tortilla chips in your cargo shorts.

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No one knows what I’m up to, not even me.

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“You’re at the age where both 1990 and 2003 are flirting with you.”

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