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My dentist plays country music, so it’s like a double torture.

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As long as I’m alive, I can begin again and again and again, again and again and again, again and again and again.

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I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a long nap.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has copied:

Giving all the dogs in my neighborhood matching sweaters for Christmas so they can be in a gang.

Someone from 🇹🇴 has downloaded:

Lowkey terrifying when someone attractive is actually into you, omg.

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No offense, fellas, we love compliments, but a compliment from another woman means just a little bit more.

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This meeting could have been an AI summary.

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Sorry, I had feelings. I’ll replace them with jokes right away.

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I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

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If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

Just landed via Messenger:

I wanna be crazy rich. I’m already crazy, so I’m half way there.

Shared recently on Discord:

Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

Just shared via Reddit:

I don’t understand why bugs come inside when they have a whole outside to themselves.

Spotted on X:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

The moon landing was faked. They actually went to Mars, and I can prove it.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

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My Native American name would be Smokes Cigarettes.

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Nothing humbles me faster than my phone camera accidentally turning on.

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Someone from 🇬🇾 has shared:

Oh, how much I love a Sunday when you don’t have to work the next day.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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Nicole Kidman being in a film called Babygirl is actually perfect cause it’s like another version of her last name.

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Sorry, I can’t hang out. I don’t know enough words.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has shared:

All the wrong decisions in this country are based on the fact that my balcony faces out the back and so I can’t speak to the people.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has shared:

“Out of sight, out of mind” doesn’t work for donuts.

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Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Can’t say “I’m tired” without my mom making it a competition of who is the most tired and who has more reason to be.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has copied:

Thanksgiving ain’t been the same ever since my uncle pulled that gun out on everybody.

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Broadcasted on YouTube:

I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

Live now on LinkedIn:

Had an interview today, and my belly rumbled. The lady goes, “Missed lunch?” I told her, “Nah, I’m hungry for success!”

Spotted on Snapchat:

I have had songs stuck in my head and I have had people stuck in my head, I highly recommend songs.

Live now on YouTube:

Had chicken and egg for dinner because I wanted to eat the whole family.

Going bananas on Discord:

Something very chic about crying while driving… have to keep it a little classy so you don’t crash… other drivers unaware a diva is down in the next lane over…

Trending via Messenger:

Does bisexual mean twice as sexual or once every other sexual?

Shared recently on Facebook:

Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

Shared recently on YouTube:

I don’t have to take this abuse from you; I’ve got hundreds of people dying to abuse me.

Spotted on Threads:

Do animals have celebrities? Like, do birds all recognize that one bird who sings really well?

Going viral on WeChat:

I think I’m about six months away from the perfect ‘before’ picture.

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