Funny acquire quotes

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Switching between brainrot and deep intellectual talks is a skill that only a few acquire.

  Commentary:
  Balancing between nerddom and nonsense? Now that's an art form! 🎨🧠 Whether you're lost in meme lore or diving into quantum physics, mastering the switch is basically the Jedi mind trick of the modern age. 🤓💥 Keep honing that skill—you're basically a brain gym rat! 🐹💪

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Where do we acquire the ducks that we’re supposed to be putting in a row?

  Commentary:
  Ah, yes! The age-old question that has puzzled strategists and planners for generations – the mysterious source of those elusive ducks for our neat rows! 🦆🦆🦆 Perhaps they are feathery ninjas, mastering the art of disappearing just when we need them most. A duck-tective mystery in the making! 🕵️‍♂️ Let's rally the quack squad and get to the bottom of this fowl play!

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