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I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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Evenings after work finish too quickly, one meal, one show, and it’s already tomorrow morning.

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Sorry that I cannot come out drinking with you tonight, as I will be drinking at home. Alone. By myself.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has viewed:

I’ve started taking a brisk walk straight after dinner and it’s saving me an absolute fortune on restaurant bills.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Someone from 🇵🇰 has bookmarked:

I’m still annoyed that you can catch Covid more than once. I can’t explain why, but it feels kind of rude.

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According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family.

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A flat stomach is one of the best accessories.

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Everyone thinks they’re brave right up until a goose starts chasing them.

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Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

Going viral on Twitch:

Can anyone recommend some basic intrusive thoughts for someone looking to get into anxiety?

Trending via Messenger:

The hairdresser asking me what special plans I have for the day like this wasn’t it.

Making waves on Facebook:

Last night the Internet stopped working so I spent a few hours with my family. They seem like good people.

Making waves on Discord:

A wise man once said, “Bees don’t waste their time explaining to flies that honey is better than shit.”

Going bananas on WeChat:

I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

Trending via TikTok:

Whoever thinks money doesn’t buy happiness can deposit it in my bank account.

Spotted on Facebook:

If a tree falls on your ex in the woods and no one’s around to hear it, you should probably still get rid of the chainsaw.

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29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

“Bye, have a great day, I’ll see you after school”, I tell the orange in my kid’s lunch.

54 shares on Facebook this month:

Ripped a tag off my leggings and did not realize it was load-bearing.

71 shares on TikTok this month:

No LinkedIn, I am not “open to work,” I am required to work.

15 shares on X this month:

You gotta be careful: don’t say a word to nobody about nothing anytime ever.

50 shares on Messenger this month:

I’m not asking for a lot, I just want someone down to earth that’s gonna touch me all over like my shower curtain does.

67 shares on Slack this month:

Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

15 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

93 shares on Pinterest this month:

“You’re so quiet.” Thanks, I’m not comfortable around you.

66 shares on WeChat this month:

Just googled “insanity” over and over but was expecting different results.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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Some people’s high horses are actually donkeys.

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Celery is 95% water and 100% not pizza.

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I hate starting new relationships. I gotta act like I ain’t crazy for two months.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

I’m currently trying not to read anything about carbohydrates after 4pm.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has shared:

Sex makes you happy. So I understand your dissatisfaction.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has shared:

I’m “I can’t sit like that for too long” years old.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has viewed:

Getting ghosted by someone who bothered you in the first place is crazy.

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If painting yourself into a corner was considered art, I’d be Michelangelo.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

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Spreading quickly via Threads:

A dating app that matches people by the conspiracy theories they are interested in.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

My brain cells, skin cells and hair cells continue to die, but my fat cells seem to have an eternal life.

Spotted on Slack:

Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Just landed via YouTube:

I should’ve existed as a tree.

Just landed via Messenger:

Should I ever be mean and insulting, then it comes from the bottom of my heart.

Making waves on Twitch:

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

Spotted on YouTube:

Only two things are certain: death, and Princess Diana’s face on at least one grocery store magazine.

Trending via Instagram:

The worst part of getting struck by lightning is everyone seeing your skeleton.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

Seen just now on Twitch:

I often message people with the weird idea that they’ll message me back.

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“I have an AI boyfriend.” No, you don’t. It’s Adam and Eve or Adam and Steve, not Adam and USB.

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