Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇿 has viewed:

How do I get recruited by a cult? I need some direction in my life.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

I prefer not to think before speaking. I like being as surprised as everyone else by what comes out of my mouth.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has copied:

If the Christians published the Kama Sutra, it would have been one page long.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has viewed:

Nobody sighs louder than an unemployed, debt-free dog who spends at least 16 hours a day sleeping.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has copied:

Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

I’m doing well at accomplishing nothing today and I’m very proud of myself.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has downloaded:

Demi Lovato is short for demilitarized love potato.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’

Someone from 🇿🇲 has copied:

If you’re cremated after you die, you can be put into an hourglass and continue to participate in family game night.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

1665 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

11,827

Funny Quotes Topics

14,654

Funny Quotes Images

11,827

2 minutes ago

3,432

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via WeChat:

The end of Twitter is taking forever. Did Tolkien write this?

Shared recently on Reddit:

I’d tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don’t want to see you every day.

Just shared via Reddit:

Americans be like, “MM:DD:YY” is how you say dates verbally, and then have a national holiday called “4th of July.”

Going viral on Pinterest:

Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

Freshly posted on Threads:

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Going viral on Snapchat:

You are what you eat! (If anyone needed more encouragement to eat the rich.)

Seen just now on Threads:

I’m only dead on the outside.

Trending via LinkedIn:

Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I held the door for an old person today and he was like, “didn’t we go to high school together” and we did.

Live now on TikTok:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Home » Funny Addictive Quotes

Funny addictive quotes

New funny addictive quotes 👇

4 months ago
Share →: Why is sugar SO addictive, and broccoli is just like, “I’ll be here when you need me”

Commentary:
Sugar is like that fun friend who always knows how to lift your spirits, but can be a bit too clingy at times. Meanwhile, broccoli is like the reliable pal who quietly offers their support without demanding all your attention. So, in the battle of addictive treats versus dependable veggies, it seems we all need a little balance in our lives – a sweet treat here, a nutritious bite there, and don't forget to give broccoli a chance to shine in its own quiet way.

For even more funny addictive quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny addictive quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

1665 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

11,827

Funny Quotes Topics

14,654

Funny Quotes Images

11,827

2 minutes ago

3,429

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇩🇪 has shared:

Before Facebook, we would hold people hostage inside our homes by showing them photo albums of our vacation.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has downloaded:

Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has viewed:

Sorry I’m unavailable… the horrors of reality insist upon themselves.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has downloaded:

They should have made a pool raft that looked like a broken door when Titanic was in theaters. I bet it would have sold millions.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

I am not someone you have to host if you invite me, because I will have canceled.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has downloaded:

Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has bookmarked:

Husband and I were blissfully happy for 25 years. Then we met.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has downloaded:

Felony Vandalism is a beautiful name for a girl.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has shared:

Harmonicas are basically for people who like to hear music while they spit.

Someone from 🇲🇼 has viewed:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

Social Media Log 💫

Spotted on Telegram:

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Trending via Telegram:

All positions for annoying people in my life have been filled. Applicants need not apply, thank you.

Reported on LinkedIn:

If I say “First of all,” run away, because I have prepared research, data, charts and I will totally prove you wrong.

Freshly posted on X:

Fun Fact: Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.

Making waves on Instagram:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Steve Jobs was a vibe coder. He just prompted Steve Wozniak.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I hate porn that starts off with sex. I need to know why they have sex.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

Going viral on Twitch:

Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it.

Share Wordgag 🙏

© 2025. All rights reserved.

Made with ❤️ in Sydney ☀️🌴