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A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.

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Keeping my mouth shut is usually not enough to avoid an argument with my husband. I also have to deactivate the subtitle function on my face.

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I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

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Banana boats are powered by bananas. Everyone knows this.

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I need to social distance with the refrigerator so I can flatten my curve.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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No, thanks—social drama. Puberty sucked enough the first time around.

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Born to be quiet and mysterious, forced to yap whenever I get the chance.

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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

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My kids asked me what games I used to play on my iPad as a kid. I told them I used to speak into a fan to sound like a robot.

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Be the lemon you want the world to hand to others.

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If you keep the house dark, not only do you save on electricity, but it also looks cleaner.

Going viral on X:

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Live now on LinkedIn:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Reported on Messenger:

What base is it when you’re flirting with a woman, and she asks, “Are you all right”?

Going viral on Discord:

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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“Twister 3” should be told from a cow’s POV.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

I took my kids to the zoo when they were small, I wonder how they are getting on now.

Spotted on Twitch:

A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

Spotted on Facebook:

You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

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Why is Subway asking me for a tip? Bro, we made this sandwich together.

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The advantage of being an identical twin: you only need one gym contract.

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Yabba dabba doo used to be a rad way to start a Saturday.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. I’m going to need some new crayons.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has shared:

I hate when I lose things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has bookmarked:

Turns out I like you a lot more than I originally planned.

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I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

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Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

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Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

Breaking via Slack:

Haircuts should be covered by insurance.

Shared recently on Threads:

The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

My one cat vomited her dinner and then the other cat went in and started eating it. And that, my friends, is what ChatGPT is to me.

Reported on WeChat:

The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

Live now on Telegram:

I love my bed so much, what a place.

Trending via WhatsApp:

One of my greatest strengths is appearing busy so people don’t try to speak to me.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

If you pick a movie that’s longer than the flight, the pilot gets a notification to fly around for a bit.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Dating is so overrated. Let’s just get married.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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