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I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly.

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I’d post more pics, but I don’t want y’all falling in love all at once.

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Surround yourself with people who google the menu of the restaurant beforehand.

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Just so you know, what you now call an energy bar is what my father gave the canary.

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You can’t argue with me because I’ll just agree with you until you leave.

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It was me, I let the dogs out.

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Where do cicadas go when they’re not screaming? I’d like to go there and scream.

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I got so lost there for a minute (several years).

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If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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I keep forgetting i’m at the age where people will tell me they’re pregnant and my reaction is supposed to be positive.

Just landed via Discord:

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Shared recently on YouTube:

If your drinking story doesn’t involve law enforcement, I’m not listening.

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Nothing tests your patience like a group chat blowing up your phone.

Just landed via Snapchat:

The one thing I’ve never had in my car’s glove box is a pair of gloves.

Just landed via TikTok:

Noise cancelling headphones but for when the noises are coming from inside your head.

Trending via YouTube:

It’s strange being the same age as old people.

Just landed via Twitch:

Increasing the amount of high fives I give my boss each day until he quits his job.

Trending via Snapchat:

Middle-aged math is going out drinking and feeling half your age then waking up the next morning feeling twice your age.

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It’s never too early to start making bad decisions.

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Being old is basically trying to figure out what part of the body the noise is coming from, and why.

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I now also have a device that tells me whether I’ve taken enough steps today. If I don’t make it one day, it barks and poops in my apartment.

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Whoever named the meatball absolutely nailed it.

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Let’s ride this misunderstanding into the sunset.

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There are two types of people at work: Those who work and those who have become pros at looking busy.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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Wondering when these skinny jeans are gonna kick in.

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Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

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Me at a nightclub: Where are the chairs?

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Trending via Discord:

Haggis – the meal you have to stomach twice.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.

Making waves on Telegram:

I’m developing a new fragrance for introverts. It’s called: “Leave me the fuh cologne”.

Shared recently on TikTok:

When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I always thought orthopaedic shoes were overrated, but I stand corrected.

Spotted on TikTok:

Hate it when I pull out a winter coat and there’s no money stashed in it.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Controlling your anger at work is a job in itself.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

If you’re out shopping today, be nice to retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited until Marys waters broke before you started your shopping.

Seen just now on Reddit:

I’d be a terrible masseuse. After 5 minutes, I’d be like, “Okay, my turn.”

Making waves on Slack:

Humming & dancing while I plop my meds into my weekly pill counter like the happy little nutcase I am.

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