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Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

My level of sarcasm’s gotten to a point where I don’t even know if I’m kidding or not.

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Life is giving me no lemons. It’s throwing watermelons.

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Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

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I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

You do not have to prove your own humanity to others. Unless it’s a captcha.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has copied:

Need to shave my legs again. Blow-drying takes far too long.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has viewed:

My advice to anyone with a job: be the last one in, the first one out, and do as little as possible while getting maximum pay.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has viewed:

The prime minister is a minister that is not divisible by any other minister.

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Trying to decide what to burn for dinner, so I can order pizza.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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Mentally saying “Wed-Nes-Day” when writing the word Wednesday.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Aliens probably have group chats called Don’t Stop on Earth.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I just realized boobytrap backwards spells partyboob.

Just shared via YouTube:

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

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Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever taken an afternoon nap on the couch?

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m not a morning person. I’m not even an afternoon person. I pretty much start functioning after 6pm.

Seen just now on Discord:

People will be like “Nobody cares about your Spotify Wrapped,” and then post a picture of their baby.

Trending via Telegram:

I am awake and ready to be disappointed.

Making waves on TikTok:

Me passing someone: you slow mule! Me being passed: okay, speed racer!

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Farmers markets should be for vegetables — not for millennials unloading their failed Etsy-store arts and crafts.

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I haven’t cleaned my shower in so long, it’s becoming a terrarium. Absolutely gorgeous.

74 shares on Facebook this month:

Me rereading his texts after we’ve already said goodnight just so I can giggle and blush all over again.

51 shares on WeChat this month:

Nothing is funnier than seeing how angry someone gets when they realize they can’t manipulate you.

39 shares on Discord this month:

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

91 shares on Threads this month:

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

17 shares on Threads this month:

Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

62 shares on Messenger this month:

When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

59 shares on Reddit this month:

I enjoy long, romantic walks … to the departure gate.

26 shares on TikTok this month:

20s: LOL! 30s: OMG! 40s: WTF!

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

On today’s family vacation agenda: my parents read the internet out loud.

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First rule of cleaning while listening to music: the toilet brush is never the microphone. Never!

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

Before I start seeing a psychiatrist, does anyone like me crazy?

Someone from 🇫🇷 has bookmarked:

Nobody says, ‘Bless you,’ when you fart.

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Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

In your 20s, you’ll meet a short man. It’s very important you jump over him.

Someone from 🇶🇦 has shared:

I don’t understand people who say “I don’t know how to thank you.” Like they never heard of money.

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Kids today have it much easier. When I was growing up and something bad happened, we had to go outside and spread our misinformation in person.

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If I worked construction, I would always say, “It’s hammer time,” when I left for work.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has viewed:

You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Breaking via Snapchat:

It’s weird when you realize that what you thought was rock bottom was actually somewhere around rock middle.

Seen just now on Facebook:

I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

Live now on YouTube:

I don’t always clear my calculator, but when I do, I hit both C and CE a bunch of times because I don’t know exactly what they do.

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You didn’t get fired, your job “fumbled you”.

Just landed via Threads:

Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

Spotted on Discord:

Shout-out to the lifeguard who recommended moving the potato to the front of my Speedo.

Trending via Twitch:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

Seen just now on WhatsApp:

Messed up and threw a surprise party for my minimalist friend. Now 25 of us are hiding behind the granite orb.

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