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Someone from 🇲🇰 has downloaded:

Doomscrolling: because who doesn’t love anxiety as a hobby?

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Boobs always win. That’s why we don’t play rock, paper, boobs.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

They’re making me do work at work.

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Welcome to adulthood: you’re not hungover, it’s just Tuesday.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has bookmarked:

I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

Someone from 🇲🇳 has copied:

Mice after a breakup be like “we are not on squeaking terms”.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has downloaded:

Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has copied:

One of the toughest jobs in parenting is serving the inevitable eviction notice on your kid’s pillow fort.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has copied:

Couples who finish each other’s sentences have killed before and will kill again.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has copied:

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

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Live now on WeChat:

If you like someone, set them free. If they comeback, it means nobody liked them. Set them free again.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

Just said “shitted feet” instead of “fitted sheet” in front of my my son and his friends. If you need me, I’ll be in the closet.

Going viral on Slack:

Trying is the first step toward failure.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

Making waves on YouTube:

Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

Live now on Snapchat:

Sometimes your ankle takes a vacation while you’re walking.

Going viral on TikTok:

Starting conversations with short people by saying “back when I was your height…”

Just shared via WhatsApp:

Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

Going viral on X:

Unfortunately, I don’t think before I speak, so l am just a shocked as you are.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Might start signing off emails with ‘well, I hope you’re happy’

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Someone from 🇨🇷 has viewed:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

I’m sorry, I didn’t realize how quiet your bathroom exhaust fan was.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has bookmarked:

A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has bookmarked:

They should let me go inside everyones house just to see.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?

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Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I feel sorry for non-glasses wearers. They’ll never know the joy of cleaning them and suddenly being upgraded to the UHD package.

Someone from 🇨🇱 has shared:

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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Fish must think we look so weird with both eyes on the front of our face.

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Seen just now on Pinterest:

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

Breaking via X:

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Trending via Twitch:

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

Making waves on Slack:

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Making waves on Threads:

“I don’t care!”, he posted, again.

Spotted on Messenger:

Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

Live now on Pinterest:

If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I keep checking my phone like I mean something to somebody. Silly me.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

True luxury is sleeping until you wake up by yourself.

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