Funny autobiography quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m thinking of maybe killing off a few characters in the book I’m writing. That will really spice up my autobiography.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like the author is making some unpredictable twists and turns in their autobiography! 📚💥 Who knew writing could be such a dramatic *murderous* affair? 😄 #PlotTwist #AuthorsLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The title of my autobiography is going to be ‘You’d Think I’d Learn By Now, But Nope.’

  Commentary:
  "If life were a game, the author of this autobiography would clearly be the master of plot twists and unexpected turns! 📖🤷‍♂️ Never a dull moment in the memoirs of the perpetually surprised protagonist! 😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The difference between a biography and an autobiography is self-explanatory.

  Commentary:
  Well, well, well, it looks like someone finally deciphered the autobiography puzzle! 📖🤔 Who would've thought biographies weren't all about bicycles, right? 🚴‍♂️😄 Just remember, when in doubt, swap the 'bio' for 'auto' and you're good to go! 🚗💨 #WordPlayFun

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