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Forget pheromones, barbecue smells are always attractive.

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Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

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Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

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Do you ever hang out with someone else’s family, and you’re like, ooooh, so this is what it’s supposed to be like?

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If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

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You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

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Butterflies all seem so nice but I’ll bet some of them are real bastards.

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Only after moving in together do you realize your girlfriend’s little quirks. Mine, for example, stores vegetables in the beer compartment.

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Fruit and vegetables expire faster when you’re the one paying for them.

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

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Thought I was a minimalist, turns out I’m just broke.

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That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

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You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.

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As a simulation, this all kinda sucks.

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Sometimes I feel useless but then I remember I breath out carbon dioxide for plants.

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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What’s wrong, babe? You’ve hardly touched my mixed signals.

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Welcome to your 40’s: you get excited about avocados now.

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Obviously, I’m gonna upload pictures with filters and in my best angles. If you wanna see the ugly side of me, come to my house, but bring ice cream.

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I think the real reason this generation is so angry is that their music sucks.

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Sometimes life is like a cowshed. You step from one turd into the next.

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I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

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I am a friend to all cats. Yes, even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

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Carrots are a great thing to eat when you’re hungry, and want to stay that way.

61 shares on Discord this month:

“I read 20 books this year!” That’s nothing. I read 50,000 tweets.

29 shares on Threads this month:

If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

44 shares on Snapchat this month:

I’m running out of people I like.

35 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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At least I’m part of the generation that at 30 still looks like it’s in its early 20s.

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Nowadays, people no longer look for a needle in a haystack, but for errors in a spreadsheet.

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Asking for a donation like Wikipedia every time someone asks me a question.

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Does my special place in hell have wi-fi?

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Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

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You will watch an old classic movie that kind of sucks. Then, on the IMDb trivia, it says, this was the first time a film director ever pointed the camera at the sun.

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My best three minutes of sleep are the ones right before the alarm goes off.

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Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

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Damn, didn’t win the lottery. It’s messing up my budget plan.

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Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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Not to brag but I am evidence of things unseen.

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When people suck the life out of you, they should take some fat too.

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My most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore.

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Micro-dosing time travel by going to bed.

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Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time.

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Grateful to be living in the “Tetris when it’s going too fast and blocks are helplessly piling up” era of human history.

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Welcome to the internet, where people are confidently wrong all the time.

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Hey, can I get an ETA on that “this too shall pass”?

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Apparently, everyone on the Zoom calls outside my office finds my singing distracting.

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Walking around the art museum and verbally saying, “Banger,” after inspecting a painting.

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Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

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