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Getting old is not fun. Sometimes I have to check my texts and photos when someone asks me what I did yesterday.

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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Establish dominance over your cat by suddenly bolting out of the room for no reason.

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Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

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Sorry for the things I said when the internet was down for 10 minutes.

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No more relationships for me; the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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My save-for-later cart on Amazon is up to about $1.5 million dollars.