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Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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If you’re tired of “food” and want to try something a bit more sophisticated, may I recommend “cuisine”?

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Not to brag but I gave someone directions and he made it.

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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Sorry I said your toddler should be in commercials for birth control.

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If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.

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“Tom Cruise does his own stunts!” Okay cool, but so do I.

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Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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How did we decide to go with cockpit?

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Every time I get the urge to clean, I watch Hoarders and I decide my house isn’t that dirty after all.

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Called in, “Let’s make this simple. What excuse haven’t I used yet?”

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing.

Seen just now on Discord:

You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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It’s always “you’re so cute when you’re mad,” until the house is on fire.

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That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.

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Come on, karma, do your job.

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Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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Most of Twitter could probably use a good bop on the nose with a rolled-up newspaper.

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Share →: You misunderstood me. I said I was a “bawler,” not a “baller.” You know, someone who cries a lot.

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Oh, the classic mix-up between being a 'bawler' and a 'baller'! 😂 It takes real talent to excel at crying instead of shooting hoops. 🏀💦 Just remember, tears can be just as competitive as basketball – especially during dramatic movie scenes! 😭

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Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

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America’s national anthem should be changed to Welcome to the Jungle.

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I run a parody bank account.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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Just because talking is for you doesn’t mean that starting a podcast is.

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I installed a bike rack on my car so my neighbors think I do something else besides drink.

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Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat?

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I was dismayed to hear the story of Rumpelstiltskin. I had no idea he was like that outside of work.

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Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

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I can’t wait for my mom to come to my new house so she can tell me how I organized the kitchen wrong.

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The concept of warding off vampires with crosses is so interesting to me. I wonder if it applies to any other religion or if they’re allergic to just Catholicism.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Maybe I’ll quit so I can focus on summer.

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Some people change their faces like traffic lights change their lights.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

Spotted on TikTok:

What I lack in moves on the dance floor, I more than make up for in dancing around a conversation.

Just landed via Messenger:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI get absolutely no work done and then throw their coworker under the bus as soon as their boss asks about it.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

Karma not moving fast enough for me. I would hate to handle it myself, Lord.

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I was the most patient parent and then I had kids.

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The secret to my success is everywhere I go I wear a shirt that says STAFF on the back.

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Excuse me, but would you sign my petition to ban petitions?

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