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I’m officially at the age where going out on the weekend just means I’m running errands.

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Being smart is a curse. You see the game, the lies, the patterns, but you still gotta play dumb to survive.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has shared:

I’m not worried about shattering the illusion, I want to smash it to pieces.

Someone from 🇧🇴 has downloaded:

Back in the day, you used to have to listen to records backwards to discover conspiracy theories.

Someone from 🇭🇺 has bookmarked:

If you tell lies about me, I’ll tell the truth about you.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

Sorry for running at you on all fours, I was excited to see you.

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When someone tells me “They could care less”, instead of the proper “I couldn’t care less”, I always say “At least you care.”

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This pillow isn’t going to scream into itself.

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Doctors who give out lollipops really treat their patients.

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Hi, I’m online. Would you like to argue for an hour about whether a hotdog is a sandwich?

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See you when you get home from school, I whisper to my kid’s apple.

Seen just now on WeChat:

Laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

Broadcasted on Reddit:

While the optimist and pessimist argued about the glass of water, the opportunist drank it.

Going viral on Instagram:

“Do you have any hobbies?” Lately, I’ve been really into panicking.

Making waves on Facebook:

Every man’s biggest fear is trying a new barber.

Going viral on Slack:

We don’t make people walk the plank like we used to.

Seen just now on WeChat:

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I like the concept of restaurant appetizers: “Bring me something to eat. And bring me something else to eat while I’m waiting.”

Spotted on WhatsApp:

I’m the friend who shows up with a shovel and an alibi.

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

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35 shares on Threads this month:

I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”

13 shares on Slack this month:

I’m getting close to that age where people applaud the things I’m “still able to do”.

58 shares on Reddit this month:

I feel like a large portion of my adult life has been looking for an adult to do my adulting.

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36 shares on Reddit this month:

You only realize how heavy your handbag really is when your car tells you that your passenger is not wearing a seatbelt.

79 shares on Messenger this month:

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

40 shares on WeChat this month:

Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.

56 shares on Facebook this month:

My ex had this fetish where he would dress up in his own clothes and act like an idiot.

51 shares on Instagram this month:

They should invent a body that doesn’t keep the score.

53 shares on WeChat this month:

In all the movies, Santa never goes to the house directly next door. He always gets in his sleigh and flies off like 20 miles east.

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Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school,” I better see you in Harvard.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has bookmarked:

If you’re ever intimidated by someone just imagine them opening a Capri Sun.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

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Bugs Bunny was my introduction to opera. Can’t say I’ve kept up with it much since.

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“Overdressed” is a social construct created by hating girls.

Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

The world would be a much nicer place if we just turn off the news.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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That awkward moment when you try something on in a shop but you don’t know if you can get it off again.

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Doesn’t matter if the chicken or the egg came first. Still a weird thing to just appear.

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I’ve never seen a McDonald’s or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.

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“Work smarter, not harder.” Brother, I’m not doing either of those things.

Just landed via YouTube:

Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one.

Shared recently on Slack:

I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

Trending via Discord:

It always takes me an hour to get ready. 45 minutes for doing nothing and 15 hectic minutes for the rest.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Sometimes I can’t tell if I’m in preschool or school… Oh wait, I’m at work.

Just landed via Threads:

Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I wish I loved exercise as much as I love napping 3 times a day and eating 5 times the suggested serving size.

Making waves on Slack:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

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I crashed my bike in 1989 and hurt my knee real bad. We didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you guys now.

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

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