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Someone from 🇪🇹 has copied:

You know what part I love about waking up? None of it. Let me sleep!

Someone from 🇯🇵 has copied:

There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has downloaded:

My body is a machine that turns traumatic experiences into 10 likes on X.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

Someone from 🇦🇱 has bookmarked:

Sometimes our greatest achievement in life is being able to survive our own thoughts.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

Someone from 🇲🇷 has bookmarked:

Adulting is making a phone call, even though you don’t want to.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has shared:

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

The more you weigh, the harder you are to kidnap. Stay safe, Eat cake.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

Kids today will never understand how many ninjas there were in the 1980s.

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15,484

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Trending via Instagram:

I always have a bad connection in my head when someone tries to explain a card or board game to me.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Being the forward-thinking person I am, I kept my winter fat through the summer.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Every cat is a little celebrity to me.

Just shared via YouTube:

Like many men my age, my biggest regret is hiring the inexpensive hitman.

Making waves on X:

Anyone who thinks things have got so bad that they can only get better is showing a remarkable lack of imagination.

Trending via Messenger:

Incredibly annoying that exercising, eating right, and drinking water can make you actually feel good.

Just landed via X:

“I’m doing better than my parents at my age. They had, like, no followers.”

Shared recently on Threads:

This heat made me realize I won’t survive in hell, I gotta change.

Just shared via X:

There’s something so romantic about getting McDonald’s with a lover. Intimate perhaps.

Live now on LinkedIn:

True bravery is getting a text from a woman with three questions in it, and only responding to one.

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11 shares on Messenger this month:

My neighbors were up shouting all night. I could barely hear my bagpipes.

99 shares on Threads this month:

If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

37 shares on WeChat this month:

I just paid my taxes. The roads should be fixed any day now.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I might look like I have my life together, but that’s only because the mess is out of the camera frame.

20 shares on Slack this month:

Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

Sorry I zoned out during your story… my brain was offering me multiple side quests and overthinking opportunities.

72 shares on Pinterest this month:

Always remember you’re someone’s reason to smile. Because you’re a joke.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email address in on a TV with the remote.

89 shares on Slack this month:

Scrolling… good take… bad take… nothing take… cyberbullying… beautiful woman.

30 shares on WeChat this month:

Off to my crying appointment (therapy).

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21 folks are currently checking 👀

Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

5 folks are currently checking 👀

The introvert urge to leave a social event without saying goodbye to anyone.

7 folks are currently checking 👀

Good morning to life’s chaos, where my coffee is the only thing that makes sense!

6 folks are currently checking 👀

I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.

13 folks are currently checking 👀

If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

You’ve got to question the legitimacy of the Burger Kingdom if Burger King is just handing out crowns to anybody willy-nilly.

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Why can’t my career pursue me instead?

24 folks are currently checking 👀

When I said I wanted to be held, I didn’t mean accountable.

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Sorry, I can’t today. I have to sit in my room and make matters worse.

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The problem with expensive things is that you tend to want them.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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215 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,484

Funny Quotes Topics

17,554

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15,484

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Jan 5, 2026

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

I bought a “How to Be Spontaneous” course… it starts in six months.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

It’s important to set an alarm the first day of school, so you remember to pick up the kids.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has viewed:

May the algorithms be with you.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has copied:

A lobotomy and a forehead kiss would fix everything.

Someone from 🇨🇺 has copied:

Roses are red, violets are blue, sunflowers are yellow. I bet you were expecting something romantic, but no, this is just gardening facts.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

Don’t worry. There is still hope for the summer: the rain should get warmer soon.

Someone from 🇵🇱 has shared:

Whenever I close an app and immediately open it back up, I really feel how dire it all is.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

I just sneezed next to my computer and the anti-virus popped up.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

I know stretching every day will help me, but I don’t want to do it.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has bookmarked:

I want to be cremated so that I will get a smoking-hot body again.

Social Media Log 💫

Going bananas on Reddit:

Foot fetish should just be called feetish.

Spreading quickly via Threads:

But that was my emotional support daylight.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

Spreading quickly via X:

Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.

Going bananas on Facebook:

Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.

Making waves on Discord:

My New Years resolutions are to do some things, and stop doing some other things.

Just landed via Twitch:

I could be staring at my hand locking my front door, and I still won’t feel 100% sure my front door was locked.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

My favorite thing to do is nothing, with no one.

Making waves on Slack:

When my cat gets in trouble I call him by his full name, Catthew.

Spotted on Slack:

The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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