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Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.

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“What fresh hell is this?“ It’s actually the same hell as yesterday. Not fresh at all, really.

Someone from 🇮🇷 has viewed:

“New password cannot be your old password” makes me so mad.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has bookmarked:

Meetings are a wonderful way to help your employees take a break from being productive.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has bookmarked:

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

Someone from 🇺🇾 has downloaded:

I’m cosplaying as a functional adult again.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has copied:

When I was a young boy, the doctor told me I had a lazy eye. By the time I was 50, it had spread to the rest of my body.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has shared:

Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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Hawk o the mornin tuah

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

Done with work today. The work day isn’t over, I’m just done with it.

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Computers used to scream out in pain when we connected to the internet. This was a warning and we did not heed it.

Going viral on Messenger:

I don’t need therapy, I need a bagel with cream cheese.

Spotted on Instagram:

If you add orange juice to Jason Momoa, you get a Jason Mimosa.

Trending via Telegram:

When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Spotted on TikTok:

A moth flies into your face out of nowhere. You could ask him why he does that, but what would you do with the information?

Live now on Slack:

Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender.

Just shared via Discord:

Men be like “I would do anything for you,” and then do nothing.

Trending via Threads:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Going viral on Snapchat:

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Adulting is when you realize that all you need is a home, stable income and a peaceful partner.

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Someone from 🇨🇱 has downloaded:

How do they know an animal is extinct? Like, have you really looked everywhere?

Someone from 🇸🇲 has copied:

Why would I want a memory pillow? Sleep is where I go to forget.

Someone from 🇱🇮 has downloaded:

When you get angry, take a breath and count to ten. Throw a punch at eight. Nobody expects that.

Someone from 🇸🇮 has copied:

I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has copied:

“I asked ChatGPT.” “I asked Grok.” I asked God to strike me dead with lightning.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

Autumn is when men run around like it’s summer and women like it’s winter.

Someone from 🇾🇪 has shared:

I’d change my name to laundry if it meant you’d think about doing me every day.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has copied:

I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has viewed:

All of my passwords are protected by short-term memory loss.

Social Media Log 💫

Trending via Slack:

I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

Whoever removed the 30th and 31st from February, come get the 14th too.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

Making waves on TikTok:

No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

I’m too tired to shower. Anyone want to wash my back?

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Making waves on Telegram:

Soccer: I love when they hold up the sign and a brand new, beautiful boy takes the place of a dirty, sweaty, ruined one.

Reported on Threads:

Sure, I’m uncomfortable, but only in situations.

Trending via LinkedIn:

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

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