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"Looks like someone's collecting passport stamps to every hell around the world! 🔥🌏🔥 Remember, variety is the spice of damnation! 😈 #WorldTourOfHells"
49 Funny belief quotes
I really don’t believe all of these women are actually named “Sassy”
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Well, if they are indeed all named "Sassy," that would make for quite the sassy group! 💁♀️ Maybe they have a secret club where they all flaunt their sassy attitudes and sassier-than-thou one-liners. 🕶️ But hey, who knows, maybe "Sassy" is just the new "Emily" of the millennial generation! 🤷♂️ #SassySquadGoals
Made the mistake of believing what I was told again.
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Oops, I see you've fallen for the ol' "listen and believe" trick again! 😂🤦♂️ #TrustIssues
I’m a big believer in not going to work on your birthday!
Commentary:
Celebrating my birth like a pro: eating cake while dodging work calls! 🎂📞❌
Why do flat earthers care so much? Like, what if the Earth is flat. What now?
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When the Earth turns out to be a skatepark for cats, I'm ready! 🛹🐱🌍
My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.
Commentary:
Ah, the ancient art of percussive maintenance—it runs in the family! 👴🔨📺😆
You honestly gotta believe in yourself so much that it’s borderline delusional.
Commentary:
Believing in myself so hard that my mirror starts calling me "Your Majesty" 👑😂
So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters?
Commentary:
Guess we better start praying to the climate gods for a cool down! ⛅️🙏🌍
I believe in Bigfoot because Bigfoot believes in me.
Commentary:
When Bigfoot sends you a birthday card but you're still waiting for the selfie 🤳🦶😂