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Someone from 🇲🇱 has viewed:

There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

The magician told me to “Pick a card! Any card!” So I took his Visa.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has shared:

Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

Every morning I wake up and think I have a hangover, but then I realize I didn’t drink, and this is just how I feel now.

Someone from 🇳🇷 has downloaded:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

Someone from 🇦🇱 has shared:

I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has copied:

By the time I meet the right person, I’ll probably be the wrong person.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has downloaded:

It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has downloaded:

Bro, you’re fine. You just need an impossible sequence of events to play out in perfect order against all odds and you’ll be fine.

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Going viral on Twitch:

The winter months remind me that it is crucial to find someone that you’re thermostatically compatible with.

Just shared via Twitch:

Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

I love how all the movies about teenagers have to be set in the 90s or earlier otherwise we’d just be watching kids on their phones for two hours.

Making waves on WeChat:

My cat just sneezed a bunch of times in a row and then hissed at himself. What an icon!

Making waves on Slack:

We all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics).

Freshly posted on Telegram:

If you respond, “A reason for living,” when a store employee asks if they can help you find something, they will leave you alone.

Seen just now on Telegram:

Being social sucks all my energy.

Just landed via YouTube:

In these difficult times, it’s important to remember that cheese exists.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Spotted on Facebook:

I think God was high when he made me.

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30 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

74 shares on TikTok this month:

Dads will insist the Masters is exciting while also napping through it.

25 shares on Facebook this month:

Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

The best way to use Twitter will forever be as an observer.

65 shares on Reddit this month:

Apart from “It’s okay”, what other death threats do women use?

53 shares on Facebook this month:

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

51 shares on TikTok this month:

Men love when you ask them to explain something to you. It is considered a sign of deep respect in their culture.

70 shares on X this month:

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

61 shares on Reddit this month:

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the same bill I couldn’t afford to pay in a different color.

57 shares on Pinterest this month:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.

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The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

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Rorschach tests are like so easy. Everything’s either a demon or a butterfly and it’s up to you to decide.

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I asked my doctor if I’m healthy enough for sex and he told me I’m not even sexy enough for health.

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I’m not an early bird or a night owl, I’m some sort of permanently exhausted pigeon.

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Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

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Sports are better when you have hate in your heart.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

“Your password is too weak.” Just wait until you see my will to live.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke.

Someone from 🇳🇿 has downloaded:

Do you ever think back about all the crazy stuff you did when you were younger, and wonder how you’re still alive?

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

The trick of life is to get the sports car before you have to grunt getting in and out of it.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has viewed:

My sex life is so dead, it has its own tombstone.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Please do not ask a bookworm if they are going to finish the books they have before buying more. It is very offensive in our culture.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has viewed:

Today’s youth will never experience the pain of spending all their pocket money on a music album. Because of ONE good song!

Someone from 🇬🇪 has downloaded:

Sorry, the deadline for complaints was yesterday.

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

Social Media Log 💫

Shared recently on Facebook:

My superpower? I can look you dead in the face while you’re talking and not hear a damn word you said.

Going viral on X:

Let me seduce you with my knowledge on useless things.

Spotted on Facebook:

Sadly, I do my best proofreading after I hit “send.

Seen just now on Discord:

Put my height in bio. Hope it lands me a girlfriend.

Going bananas on YouTube:

Reading for pleasure implies the existence of reading for pain. They’re calling it a PhD.

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Your problems are neither sexual nor spiritual, they are gastrointestinal.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Hey cell phone companies who play smooth jazz hold music hoping I’ll lose interest and give up: yeah, it’s kinda working.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

I’m rearranging the kitchen which is devastating for my husband because now suddenly he remembers where everything used to be.

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