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I autograph every hotel Bible I find with “Best wishes, JC”.

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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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Your skull is the only thing preventing your brain from floating away, unburdened as it is by any meaningful thought to anchor it.

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When I’m in a good mood, I go to my blocked list and release one or two prisoners.

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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

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It’s actually quite simple: I don’t want to eat less, I just want to weigh less.

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Satan: “I’d tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and don’t wanna see you everyday.”

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I’m already far too stressed as it is. And then you also have to have time to just sit there and do nothing.

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Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

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My neighbors listen to really good music, whether they like it or not.

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Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense?

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I am never hungrier than when I leave the dentist and told I can’t eat right away.

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My workout goals are simple: I’d just like to be able to get up off the floor without looking like a turtle trying to flip itself back over.

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Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.

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If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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If you’re riding in my car, that little middle piece is for my elbow — not yours.

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Deodorant? No, I never need to buy any. People just give it to me. Complete strangers sometimes.

Just landed via Snapchat:

I am convinced that at least half of you are bots.

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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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Old age is like a glorious, extended long weekend, but you always know Monday’s coming.

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Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat or play with it, just pee on it and walk away.

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I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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“You’re so quick to cut someone off!” God forbid a girl actually has self-respect.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Welcome to your 40s: here’s an extra chin.

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Trying to be cute today but my face isn’t cooperating.

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Interviewer: “What did you learn from your previous job?” Me: “That I need a new job.”

Just landed via Facebook:

I’m not ready to adopt a highway, I can barely raise my own driveway.

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Losing weight in your 40’s: LOL!

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The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

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The two most popular things to do on the internet are arguing about politics and looking at naked people. Million dollar website idea: combine both — naked people arguing about politics.

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Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

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Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

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