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Someone from 🇬🇲 has shared:

The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has downloaded:

How do couples who live together get anything done? I wouldn’t leave my bed if my girlfriend was in it.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has viewed:

My husband refused to get glasses. But that was before he brushed his teeth with fake tan.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

The amount of family secrets you uncover as you get older is wild.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

I know some people don’t like me, but what can I do, not everyone has good taste.

Someone from 🇯🇴 has shared:

My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has viewed:

Sitting next to you on an empty train and clicking my stopwatch every time you turn a page in your book.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Probably the worst thing you can do when your wife gives you a disapproving look from across the room for being on your phone is finish typing this.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

My dog is quite vain. Whenever the doorbell rings, he thinks it’s for him.

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Social Media Log 💫

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Sometimes happiness is just having a good night’s sleep.

Seen just now on Discord:

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Live now on Twitch:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

Shared recently on X:

A treadmill minute is four times as long as a sleep minute.

Going viral on Threads:

I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m hear to ‘like’ them.

Live now on WeChat:

Someone needs to press pause on this weekend.

Breaking via Messenger:

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

Seen just now on Telegram:

You ever see a woman so beautiful it makes you momentarily mentally ill?

Shared recently on Slack:

Forrest Gump is a haunting film about how long you have to wait for a bus in America.

Going bananas on YouTube:

I’m already ready to clock out from work tomorrow.

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57 shares on Threads this month:

Me, one week before the new year: Not to brag, but I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of the year.

30 shares on Telegram this month:

If I go quiet, it’s because I am plotting my escape or your demise.

45 shares on Pinterest this month:

Do goalies ever get lonely during a game?

36 shares on Messenger this month:

Warning: People who need to leave their homes today are advised that it is extremely Monday outside this morning.

51 shares on Threads this month:

Sorry I’m late. It’s just because of who I am as a person.

39 shares on Instagram this month:

AirPods are hungry for earwax. It’s your job to feed them.

63 shares on YouTube this month:

Whoever came up with the spelling for “receipt” was an idiopt.

81 shares on Snapchat this month:

He’s an everything bagel… I’m just a nothing burger…

57 shares on X this month:

Pizza rolls are comfort food because they look like little pillows.

53 shares on Instagram this month:

As someone who was born in August, I find the word leotard extremely offensive.

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I’m going to be real pissed if I get my shit together and the world ends.

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A middle finger hits different when your nails are done.

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The feminine urge to act clueless while knowing everything.

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I’m tired of commercials trying to be funny. Scare me into buying something. I want to be terrified of buying the wrong toothpaste.

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I would definitely deny being from here if the aliens pulled up and asked. Not claiming this embarrassing planet in front of intergalactic travelers, are you dumb?

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If I was on Love Island, I wouldn’t be fighting anyone or starting drama. I would just be playing mermaids in the pool the whole time. They’ve got that giant, beautiful pool, and nobody’s using it.

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I am dressing for the job I want. I want to be a sweatpants model.

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Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.

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Don’t bother telling me where you’re from, I have no geographical knowledge and no sense of direction.

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We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇾 has downloaded:

It used be called “talking to yourself” but the new term for it is “podcasting”.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has downloaded:

Having children is a pyramid scheme.

Someone from 🇩🇿 has shared:

Girlhood is sitting down in a boiling hot shower instead of dealing with life.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has viewed:

My friend’s kid asked me if I had any games on phone so I let her text my ex.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has downloaded:

We should be able to take our arms off when we go to sleep, we have the technology.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has bookmarked:

By the time someone says, ‘To make a long story short,’ it’s too late.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has shared:

I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

“You’re like cherry lip gloss. I just can’t get enough.”

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

Using my invisible hula hoop really freaks people out.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Live now on Pinterest:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

Making waves on WeChat:

I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Live now on Slack:

I’ll see you in your nightmares.

Seen just now on TikTok:

It’s not my job to police the internet, but I just saw someone post a recipe for cauliflower cookies and reported them for harmful content.

Making waves on Messenger:

I’m so glad when summer is over and I finally don’t have to see any feet on the internet anymore.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.

Breaking via Slack:

Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

Just landed via Telegram:

The only time anyone should watch the news is to study how psychological manipulation works on the general public.

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