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It turns out when someone asks who your favorite child is, you’re supposed to choose from your own. I know that now.

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Got an email from my bank saying “is your 401k enough to retire on” and it’s like you are my bank, you know it’s not.

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Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a biter” and see how it goes.

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

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Valentine’s Day this week. If you have a crush on me we still have time to get cards and shave.

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Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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I wish British people had subtitles so I knew what they are on about.

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Sorry for not keeping in touch. I literally have nothing to say.

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House sitting for friends while they’re out of town. Never knew my buddy kept a diary.

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I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either.

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

Shared recently on Discord:

Her: how are you still single? Me: it’s easier than you think.

Trending via Facebook:

By 30, you should have settled down with an addiction that works for your lifestyle, no second guessing. You go to work, come home, and [addiction].

Spotted on YouTube:

I love people who are fluent in Spongebob references.

Trending via Discord:

I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

Just landed via TikTok:

When you want to key his car, but he doesn’t have one, so you bend his bus pass.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I’m not shaking hands anymore. You may bow or kneel down.

Freshly posted on X:

75% of being a divorce lawyer is just answering emails from clients saying, “No. No. No. You absolutely cannot do that, no.”

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Totally unrealistic movie title: “The Postman Always Rings Twice”. We all know that these guys only ring once and then leave.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Pretty sure the guy in front of me at McDonald’s ordered the rest of the food.

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Why socialize when you could party inside your room with your 10+ personalities?

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Today I went for a walk with a girl, she noticed me, so we went for a run.

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It’s called a Caesar Salad because you stab it a bunch of times when you eat it.

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I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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Me at war: You guys mind if I leave a bit early today?

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Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

It’s okay to feed your car a curb, as a little treat sometimes.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has shared:

Everyone who dramatically ‘quits’ social media is back in 48 hours like it was just a trial separation.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has viewed:

What base is it when he says, “I know you need it badly,” but he’s talking about sleep?

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I talk a lot of shit for someone who is startled by my own toast popping up while I’m watching it. Every. Single. Time.

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Spreading quickly via Telegram:

I love how this generation broke the previous misconception that “people with tattoos can’t get good jobs” and now we all agree that “people with and without tattoos can’t get good jobs”.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

Nike: Just Do It! Me: I don’t want to.

Making waves on Discord:

That was a nice hour long Twitter scroll. Feel much worse as always. See you guys tomorrow.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Yes, I make bad decisions when I’m drunk. But I wouldn’t say that the decisions I make when I’m sober are any better.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

That awkward moment between birth and death.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Taking a guy from skinny jeans to linen trousers, that’s my way of giving back to society.

Seen just now on Threads:

Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

Trending via Telegram:

If the earth is so flat, explain why cats haven’t pushed everything off it yet. You can’t.

Shared recently on Instagram:

So why is it that when Star Trek ‘boldly go where no one has gone before’ they always find someone there?

Reported on WhatsApp:

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

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