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Someone from 🇦🇴 has downloaded:

The best part about being single is sleeping around. You can sleep all over that bed of yours – left, right, middle.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has bookmarked:

Imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in.

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

“You’re such a stalker!” God forbid a woman wants to know more about her future husband.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has copied:

There is too much happening for mid-December. Where are the canceled meetings? Why are we not circling back next year?

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Guy on the day of the 1918 armistice, walking around the trench, clapping, saying things like “Great work, everyone,” and “We did it, team.”

Someone from 🇮🇷 has copied:

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

Someone from 🇵🇦 has viewed:

Imagine Pinocchio roasting you for 5 mins straight and his nose didn’t move an inch.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has copied:

My cat’s in a bad mood, despite eating and sleeping all day.

Someone from 🇬🇳 has downloaded:

I’ve finally found out what chronology is. And it’s about time.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has shared:

The egg doesn’t swim to the sperm, girl. Never chase a man.

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Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Imagine being social on social media.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

I don’t get involved in anyone’s business, let alone their drama. You should try it.

Just shared via Facebook:

Seems like the mosquitoes swiped right on me.

Breaking via Messenger:

My goal for this year is just to make sure the aliens know I’m on their side.

Going viral on X:

Nobody could stop me if I wasn’t tired all the time.

Seen just now on Twitch:

Called myself to see if I’d answer, sent me to voicemail. Twice.

Just shared via TikTok:

If a door closes, I’m just going to open it again.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

I am physically, mentally and emotionally ready to enter a new phase in my life…. hibernation.

Just landed via WeChat:

The more I parent the more convinced I am that the ears on toddlers are purely for decoration.

Shared recently on WeChat:

I don’t wanna start the year with any negativity so if you and I have had issues in the past, apologize to me immediately.

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100 shares on YouTube this month:

There’s nothing worse than accidentally becoming an important person at your job.

23 shares on Facebook this month:

The problem with relationships these days is you don’t know if you’re the one being cheated on, or cheated with.

22 shares on WeChat this month:

There’s two sides to every story, and then there’s these screenshots I got.

59 shares on X this month:

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

55 shares on WhatsApp this month:

People who think naps are a waste of time obviously don’t understand how naps work.

18 shares on Messenger this month:

How am I supposed to relax when there are things?

74 shares on Discord this month:

The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.

60 shares on Pinterest this month:

The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

79 shares on Instagram this month:

I can clean the whole house if I want to, but if someone asks me to do it, suddenly I’m lazy.

52 shares on Instagram this month:

It’s so hot to me when a man has a poorly run Instagram account.

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17 folks are currently checking 👀

Agriculture can’t possibly be a dying industry. Bot farms are booming.

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I enjoy long walks in the woods, but only because there’s a chance I’ll get eaten by a bear.

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Goodnight to the men who know one woman is enough. The rest can get sleep paralysis.

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Deleting dating apps to meet someone the old-fashioned way (in the HR department).

16 folks are currently checking 👀

I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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I’m thinking stuff like “yeah” and also stuff like “yup.”

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Work meetings would be a lot more fun if they took place in a giant IKEA ball pit.

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If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

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If you give a man a fish, that fish is basically gone. Way to lose your fish.

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Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

Morning me just stripped the bedding. Evening me is going to be pissed.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Someone from 🇨🇩 has bookmarked:

The most romantic minds of our time are being subjected to situationships.

Someone from 🇬🇶 has downloaded:

The kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were pretty dumb if they couldn’t figure out that their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

Someone from 🇷🇼 has shared:

You wake up at 6 a.m. and it’s like you have 48 hours instead of 24.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

I don’t mean to brag, but I can forget what I’m saying while I’m saying it.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

If they’re called leggings, why is your stomach in there?

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

If you don’t buy any snacks, you’re proud for a moment and then incredibly sad.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

Out of Office: I am on vacation. Your emails will be forwarded nowhere to be read by no one. Good day.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has downloaded:

I put my bathroom scale in the corner, and that’s where the little liar will stay until it apologizes.

Social Media Log 💫

Breaking via Messenger:

Hairless cats look like the devil screwed up a possession.

Spotted on Reddit:

Went fishing and actually caught a fish. So now I gotta deal with this shit.

Just landed via Messenger:

The sexual tension between me and the alternate reality I daydream about.

Live now on WhatsApp:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

“I can’t wait to go back to bed tonight!” Me, 5 minutes after waking up.

Trending via Snapchat:

Straighten your back and drink some water, you dehydrated banana.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

Live now on Messenger:

Nothing has paid off less than learning to do the Macarena.

Trending via Reddit:

People watching you so close, you’d think you were a Netflix series.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

Dogs naturally form packs, and if left undisturbed, will teach themselves how to play poker.

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