Commentary:
"Looks like this spiritual journey is getting a little too cozy around the waistline 😋👖 Don't worry, expanding your horizons is good for the soul… and the seams of your jeans! 🍔🧘♀️ #EatPrayLoveButAlsoSizeUp"
221 Funny body quotes
I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.
Commentary:
"Who needs invisibility when you've got such undeniable visibility? 🍔👀 #CantMissThis"
Technically I’m still young, but according to my back pain I’m actually 69.
Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old battle between your birth certificate and your back pain 🤣👴 Sometimes life just loves throwing us these curveballs! Stay young at heart, even if your back disagrees. 💪 #ForeverYoung"
I’m a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.
Commentary:
"Ah, the classic internal struggle between ambition and desire for a nap 😴💭. It's like having a go-getter and a sloth living inside the same body! 🤷♂️ #TheStruggleIsReal"
I’m not getting fatter. I’m increasing my content.
Commentary:
"Who said I'm gaining weight? I'm just expanding my storylines! 📚💪 Don't judge me, I'm just adding more chapters to my life! 📖🍕"
Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.
Commentary:
Looks like it's time to plug in and recharge! ⚡😴 Don't let your body run on low power mode for too long, or you might start glitching out! 😂🔌 #NeedMoreSleep
Sure sex is cool, but have you ever farted away a stomachache?
Commentary:
"Sure, sex is cool and all, but have you ever experienced the miraculous healing power of a well-timed fart? 💨🤣 Who needs medicine when you've got nature's own remedy at your disposal! #GasIsTheBestMedicine"
My thighs are bigger than my chances in life.
Commentary:
"Who needs big chances when you've got big thighs? 💁♀️ Embrace your thunder thighs and conquer the world – one squat at a time! 🏋️♀️💪 #ThighsOfSteel #LifeGoals"
I want a hot body, but I also want hot wings.
Commentary:
"Who says you can't have both? 🤷♀️💪🍗 Work hard for that hot body, but never say no to some hot wings! Balance is key, right? 😉🔥 #FitnessGoalsVsFoodGoals"
I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
Commentary:
"Who needs a gym membership when you can just strategically choose your squad? 🤔 Surround yourself with all the snacks – I mean friends, and voilà, instant weight loss illusion! 😂🍰 #SquadGoals"