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Toothpaste sure knows how to ruin whatever you’re drinking.

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I didn’t lose an hour of sleep. The hour of sleep lost me.

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Chores give kids a sense of responsibility while teaching relevant life skills such as procrastination.

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I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media.

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I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story.

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We all have needs. I need my wife to go run errands so I can swipe the last donut.

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Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.

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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine.

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When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

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The only thing I gained this year is weight.

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Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

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The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.

Just shared via Reddit:

So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever?

Going viral on Slack:

SHEIN does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

My rapper name would be 2 stressd.

Going viral on Facebook:

He’s making a list, he’s checking it twice, he’s leaving the store, he still forgot milk.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Making waves on Facebook:

Doing taxes for an ant who inherited a teaspoon of sugar.

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54 shares on Discord this month:

My kids think I’m going to miss them when they leave for college, but I’ll be busy drinking my coffee while it’s still hot.

61 shares on TikTok this month:

I love hard, but I stupid harder.

73 shares on X this month:

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Girl talk is my favorite. You go from discussing goals to talking about shoes, to hating men, to planning a trip in six minutes.

30 shares on Discord this month:

Adulthood these days is just bills and running out of memory on devices.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

97 shares on X this month:

The only men you can trust is ramen.

62 shares on TikTok this month:

People always talk about how they love to sit in their cars for a while once they get home. Whenever I do that, my Uber driver yells at me.

72 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

32 shares on Snapchat this month:

“Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.

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The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them?

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Diabetes was the God of sugar.

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Can’t believe penguins have to publish all those books with their tiny hands.

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I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

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My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

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Not to brag but this cashier is checking me out.

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But if i put my laundry away, the laundry chair will be out of a job.

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I’m writing a parenting book called ‘Kids won’t listen until you scream like your mother did’.

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My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

Telling my parents they’re like family to me.

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Spotted on Snapchat:

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

Making waves on LinkedIn:

It probably feels so good to ram your head into something as a cat.

Spotted on Discord:

Women’s skincare is so confusing. Am I supposed to look shiny and sweaty, or matte like cement?

Shared recently on TikTok:

Hey (with the intention of making your fries my fries).

Breaking via LinkedIn:

Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

Just landed via X:

Today I ate vegetable lasagna… I don’t want to talk about it.

Just shared via X:

I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

Just landed via Telegram:

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

Spreading quickly via Facebook:

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Marriages are like pancakes. Sometimes you gotta throw the first one out.

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