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Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

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I just come here for the free life advice and inspirational quotes from people who’s lives are complete train wrecks.

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“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it.

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Why put off until tomorrow what you can have an intern do today?

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My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

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Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

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Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries.

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Instead of working on making myself a better person, I am going to purchase a cool new jacket.

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Failed relationships can be described as so much wasted make-up.

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Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Every time you break spaghetti noodles in half, an Italian has a stroke.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

I’m a bit of a traditionalist, so on my birthday, I smear my body with embryonic fluid.

Going viral on Discord:

You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Just shared via Telegram:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

Your twenties are for working towards a life you later won’t want.

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

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I think my new neighbors are creeps. They seem to be looking into my window every time I’m looking out my window to see what they are doing.

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Someone from 🇧🇼 has copied:

There is no bigger lie than “fun for the whole family”.

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Everyone’s a gangster until their doorbell rings.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Why trust atoms? Because they’ve never been caught fibbing, just fission.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has viewed:

I hope nobody sees me eating by myself and feels sorry for me. I’m having the time of my life.

Someone from 🇨🇿 has copied:

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer and my alarm is the police.

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The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

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Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul.

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The difference between us is that people can peck you and I’m impeccable.

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Live now on Facebook:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Trending via Facebook:

You gotta wonder why they just don’t make all bread garlic bread.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Not to brag, but I’ve seen Barbie naked.

Making waves on WeChat:

The web is a great place to befriend people who you’d never let in your house.

Breaking via Threads:

Dear recipe websites. I don’t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

Breaking via Twitch:

I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

Spotted on WeChat:

IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores.

Spotted on Reddit:

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little riddles you get to solve later.

Live now on Instagram:

Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.

Freshly posted on Discord:

Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself.

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