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“You live and you learn!” Bro, I don’t want to do either of those things.

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Walking that line between “The internet is great” and “The internet is a mistake” daily.

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I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has shared:

May the Force be with you… especially in Monday meetings.

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The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

I might not be able to speak another language but I can speak English slower!

Someone from 🇵🇹 has shared:

Fun fact: Malcolm X was not his birth name. He was originally Malcolm Twitter.

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Exercise won’t cure your depression, but it can make you hotter than your enemies.

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Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has copied:

My wife asked me why the bottle of wine we bought yesterday was half empty. I said because she is a pessimist.

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It’s so foggy outside. Y’all gotta stop vaping.

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The only sunscreen that’s 100% effective is abstinence.

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I need to hire someone to just constantly slap food out of my hand.

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Why are moths always out at night when they like light so much? Wait til y’all find out about the sun.

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Some of us better hope Santa doesn’t check social media, because if he does, all we’re getting for Christmas is therapy.

Making waves on Discord:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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Some people are wise, some folks are otherwise.

Trending via Discord:

Lego better be trying to cure child cancer with how much their shit cost.

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I need to go back to Friday. I want to do my weekend differently.

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Working with children gives you so much in return. Lice, for example.

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Sometimes I’m like….. what is the point of all this? And then I hang out with the people I love, and for a brief moment, I see.

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1 week ago

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64 shares on TikTok this month.
October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

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2 months ago

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36 shares on Threads this month:

Reading about two insects who fall in love in Italy. It’s a Rome ants novel.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Saw a big spider crawl into my closet last night. He’s probably in there trying on all my clothes, acting like he’s me.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.

43 shares on Pinterest this month:

I remember when “disinformation” used to be called “lies.”

47 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.

22 shares on Snapchat this month:

Why do they make the wine glass so large if you’re not supposed to fill it to the top?

71 shares on LinkedIn this month:

After nearly 40 years, I finally came to understand why some men slip away into a quiet, private life, far from the masses.

37 shares on Telegram this month:

“At your big age” is one of my favorite insults.

63 shares on X this month:

It would be cool if, after you died, you could see the top 5 times you almost died.

27 shares on Messenger this month:

After a lot of experience, I can conclude that one can never actually cross “washing dishes” off the to-do list.

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Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it.

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There are many people who don’t like me and I am one of them.

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I was going to do some yoga today, but had a donut instead.

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Cheeseburgers should be free for anyone that’s in a bad mood.

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Never underestimate my desire at any given moment to go home.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has downloaded:

Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

The people that ask Grok everything are the same people that follow Google Map directions straight into a lake.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has copied:

So tonight me and my phone are playing hide and seek. So far my phone is winning.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has shared:

Jesus turned water into wine. I turn food into fertilizer. We are not the same.

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually from 25 – 35.

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My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner.

Trending via Twitch:

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

Just shared via Reddit:

“Try it all before you die” is always drugs and sex, never quantum physics.

Just shared via Instagram:

Celery is depressing green water wafers.

Going bananas on TikTok:

My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

Shared recently on Reddit:

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

The real challenge of adulthood is figuring out what to eat every day.

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I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

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Babysitting a pair of twin babies right now and feeding them saying “here comes the airplane”. I don’t know, just feels weird.

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Sometimes I’m like….. what is the point of all this? And then I hang out with the people I love, and for a brief moment, I see.

October is the situationship of months. So briefly beautiful, but you know the horrors are imminent.

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