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The sound of rain outside when you’re in bed is elite.

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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Frodo is a beautiful name for a boy. Has a ring to it.

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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Imagine you blocked me, and I crawled out from under your couch to ask why.

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When you ask for your phone charger back and your teenager has the audacity to ask “what percentage are you on?”

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They should have a special lane for texting and driving.

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Halloween is cool, but nothing is spookier than my previous choices in men.

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It’s crazy that you don’t really argue with a baby for the first year of its life and then you have to argue with the baby every day.

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At the beginning of a relationship, people call their partner’s odd behavior “cute little quirks”. Some years later, the police call it “motive”.

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Doing nothing is hard. You never know when you are done.

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Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

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Sometimes it’s the conversations you have with yourself that take the longest.

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People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.

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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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Calling the police when someone unfollows.

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Introducing two cats is tedium. Not interested in your dumb politics just lick each other and be normal already.

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I have a question and my question is, how can I look so cute in the mirror but like such a baked potato in pictures?

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I’m going to be a printer today and just not work.

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In my experience, bowling and pancakes have the same energy. High hopes at the beginning, lowered self-esteem at the end.

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Spotify Wrapped: February was your basketball watermelon loudspeaker phone call hip hop moment.

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In honor of the winter solstice, I also will be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

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I had bad luck with women twice. The first left me, the second stayed.

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It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

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Embattled politicians resign saying they want to spend more time with their families. Do their families get a say in this?

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Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.

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Well, that’s not very in love with me of you.

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Oh, you like NYC? Name every rat.

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My teen being nice to me is getting really expensive.

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God saw you do that.

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When I say I’m Christmas shopping the “for myself” is silent.

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I bet whenever a pilot drives a car there’s a brief moment of panic like “why isn’t it going up?”

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

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Bacon should be free for anyone having a bad day.

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I wish I were a wild horse in Kazakhstan. That would fix everything.

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“Dating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

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I still can’t believe Aldi sells shopping carts for 25 cents. I’ve got 8 of them now and don’t really even have a use for them, it was just too good of a deal to pass up.

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Have you ever accidentally opened your front-facing camera, and it ruined your day a little?

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