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Who is this Rorschach guy and where did he get all the pictures of my parents fighting?

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I need new friends. The old ones know too much.

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Working my first office job. Is it normal to have nothing to do?

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Kids don’t love anything as much as they love arguing with each other.

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I didn’t forget about you; my algorithm did.

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Your brain automatically translates WTF but not LOL.

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Nasa is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens. They’re calling it the Apollo G.

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Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

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My dog pisses on every election sign regardless of political party so I have no idea who he is voting for.

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It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

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Pursuing an academic career is like thinking the stripper loves you.

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What I want for dinner hasn’t been invented yet.

Spotted on Twitch:

Never make a promise you can’t keep rescheduling.

Spreading quickly via Reddit:

So, technically, Moses is the first man to download files from the cloud using a tablet.

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Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame.

Just shared via Facebook:

My anxiety is chronic, but my overthinking is iconic.

Breaking via Reddit:

Touch my butt, not my coffee.

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I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start.

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It sucks when you realize it’s only Thursday, until you realize it’s only Wednesday.

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Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

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Taylor Swift’s prenup is about to be longer than any book Travis Kelce has ever read.

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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.

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If my dog knew how many photos I have of him sleeping, he’d file a restraining order against me.

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Saying “Who is it?” when the doctor knocks on the exam room door.

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A late person is never happier than when the person they’re meeting is later than them.

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What song lyric resonates with you the most? Mine is “we’re tiny, we’re toony, we’re all a little loony”

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Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”

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It’s my birthday, but I’m not gonna post about it for attention like some kind of loser.

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Most people think that T-Rexes can’t clap because they have short arms, but really it’s because they are dead.

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My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.

Just shared via Facebook:

I can’t believe I’m about to say this, but I finally get why people love cauliflower.

Broadcasted on Instagram:

According to the amount of bacon I just cooked, I’m 4 people.

Going viral on Messenger:

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Babe, are you okay? You haven’t touched your dark humor all day.

Making waves on Threads:

Never underestimate my ability to stare out a window and not speak for hours on a car ride.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Gonna finish eating all these Christmas cookies so I’m no longer tempted to eat them.

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

Live now on Pinterest:

One of the most underrated benefits of having a cat is that you get another creature to look around in confusion with you when you hear a random loud-ass noise in the middle of the night.

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