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This morning, like every morning, he practiced his quick draw of his finger guns in the bathroom mirror, because you just never know.

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Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

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This is not an empty room, this is a very successful anti-party.

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Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

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Diet Coke so crisp I moaned.

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Ever read something so magnificently stupid that you have to just stare into space for a little while and reconcile with your brain for having been subjected to it?

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I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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I have a huge to-do list, I just have to figure out whoโ€™s gonna do it.

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Apparently, โ€œspiteโ€ is not an appropriate answer to โ€œWhat motivates you?โ€

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May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

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The sexual orientation where youโ€™re attracted to both and men and women but theyโ€™re not attracted to you is called Bi-yourself.

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I donโ€™t understand why my cooking was garbage. I did everything right. I drank wine while I cooked. I had a hand towel over my shoulder. Literally everything right.

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Nice tots you got there. Be a shame if someone tatered em.

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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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Pirate: walks the plank. Someoneโ€™s dad: Is this teak?

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Text her when the moon looks pretty.

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You can tell it’s desperate times the way spam messages have gone from fantasies like ‘I am a prince and I want to give you money’ to ‘I am an HR manager and I have a real job for you!’

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People are always saying โ€œnot today, Satanโ€ but what if we just hear him out.

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Got a new Roomba but keeping the old one to see if I can get them to fight.

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The sexual tension between me and the person Iโ€™m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

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I canโ€™t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what weโ€™re mad about next.

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Looking for someone whose favorite thing to do is nothing. No hiking. No adventure. Just bed rot.

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The leading cause for injury in old men is them thinking they are still young men.

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I always thought that aunts had a lot of money. Until I became one myself.

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If weโ€™re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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Hate all political parties and you’ll never be disappointed.

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Don’t compare yourself with others. Everyone is better than you.

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I think during winter we should also get to work less hours in a day, just like the sun.

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Excuse me sir, are you going to finish that existential crisis?

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Stop blaming others for your mistakes. Study Feng Shui and blame the furniture.

Just landed via YouTube:

Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Iโ€™m so hungry, I could eat my own cooking.

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One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back.

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โ€œNew password cannot be your old passwordโ€ makes me so mad.

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Men call us โ€œgold diggersโ€ when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container thatโ€™s had marinara sauce in it.

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Saturday nights are for watching zombie shows and dreaming about the apocalypse.

Just landed via Slack:

Tweeting with no audience feels like screaming jokes into a cornfield.

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The Sims fulfills the millennial fantasy of being able to afford a house in a walkable neighborhood on the salary of a professional carrot peeler.

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