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Someone from 🇦🇸 has bookmarked:

I hope this email makes you quit your job.

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I went to a mind reader. She almost went mad.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has copied:

If you’re going to stare all night and not say hello, do you mind taking your fingers and squishing my head from across the room?

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

A poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Dad Hack: Get your teen’s attention instantly by pre-heating the oven.

Someone from 🇬🇦 has downloaded:

God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”

Someone from 🇦🇿 has bookmarked:

Anyone who doesn’t like me snoring, doesn’t deserve me moaning either.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has copied:

Is everyone enjoying their entire month of August off work with full pay? Oh yeah, I forgot, only Congress gets to do that.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

Someone from 🇩🇪 has viewed:

Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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Just landed via Pinterest:

Who needs an alarm clock when you have a bladder.

Spotted on YouTube:

If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

Spotted on Facebook:

Unfair that the older I get, the clearer photo quality gets.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Fitbits are just Tamagotchis, except the stupid animal you’re trying to keep alive is you.

Making waves on Snapchat:

I’m not here to make friends, just noise.

Seen just now on Messenger:

At what point in not being able to sleep do I throw the towel in and have a beer, since maybe that will help?

Going bananas on Threads:

Them: “Ugh, could you be more annoying?” Me: “Oh God, yes!”

Making waves on Messenger:

If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.

Spotted on Instagram:

Having a sunburn is so humiliating. Now everyone knows I was unprepared for the realities of the wilderness. It marks me as the weakest link. The hungry animals are closing in.

Making waves on TikTok:

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

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Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

92 shares on WeChat this month:

Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

When you said “let’s circle back to that in the new year” and now it’s the new year.

29 shares on Instagram this month:

Welcome to your 40s: it’s Saturday night so you know what that means, absolutely nothing, go to bed.

98 shares on Discord this month:

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

100 shares on YouTube this month:

Girl, are you an Uber driver? Because you are driving me to drink.

20 shares on Slack this month:

Underrated life skill: only doing what feels genuinely right and letting everything else go.

38 shares on Threads this month:

My insurance company said if my tent is stolen while I’m camping, I won’t be covered.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Telling my coworkers I can’t talk in meetings today because I need to save my voice for concerts this weekend.

54 shares on Slack this month:

The minute I start feeling like a mother to a man, the relationship is over.

60 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Don’t rush into a relationship. Be friends first. Maybe they have hotter friends. Thank me later.

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The idea that the zombies in the 28 Days series exist entirely in Britain is genuinely hilarious. The rest of the world saw that and was like, “Yeah, they can handle it on their own.”

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Whenever I go down the stairs next to an escalator, I always move faster than the escalator to prove to the people I made the better decision.

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The Playstation is broken and the child has noticed that I live here too.

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Welcome to your 50s… A new pain will be be assigned to you shortly.

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If you’re not in my circle of trust, you’re probably in my triangle of suspicion or rhombus of doubt.

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If I ever get the death penalty, I hope “by chocolate” is an option.

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Whoever said “out of sight out of mind” never lost a spider in the bedroom.

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Desperately searching the dating app settings for an option to turn down the difficulty level.

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The week between Christmas and New Year’s should be studied as it is clearly a wormhole, disturbing time and space.

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If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇨🇫 has bookmarked:

I am under no obligation to make sense to you.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Squirrels get most of their energy from chewing on powerlines, that acorn thing is just for show.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has downloaded:

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

Someone from 🇸🇰 has viewed:

It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has shared:

If McDonald’s sold hot dogs, would you be able to, with a straight face, order a McWiener and tell them to supersize it?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has bookmarked:

Why is incognito mode always associated with freaky shit? I use it to search up very obvious questions, so there’s no record of me looking dumb.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has viewed:

My ducks: in a row. My elephant: addressed. My eggs: several baskets. My bigger fish: fried.

Someone from 🇧🇩 has copied:

If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has downloaded:

I put my pants on just like everybody else: when the police tell me to.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has shared:

Two people had sex and now I’m fighting for my life everyday.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Snapchat:

It’s okay to embarrass yourself a little in the pursuit of human connection.

Going viral on YouTube:

You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Fun fact: the creator of Barbie and the creator of Hot Wheels were husband and wife.

Just shared via TikTok:

I’m like … if parking too far away from the curb was a person.

Spotted on Slack:

Keeping a picture of my bed in a locket around my neck and staring at it longingly on my lunch break.

Seen just now on Slack:

A lot of people think you need a lot of money to buy clothes. And they’re right.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Live now on Discord:

Some people get weird as they get older. Not me, though. I’ve always been weird.

Seen just now on X:

Sorry, can’t go out tonight. My bed told me it needs me, and I can’t let it down.

Just landed via WhatsApp:

I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.

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