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If adulting had a return policy, I’d use it immediately.

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Staying up all night so I don’t miss any good posts.

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David Attenborough narrating my life: “He’s still sleeping.”

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These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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I don’t want to adult today, I just want to dog. I’ll be lying down on the floor in the sun, you can pet me and bring me some snacks.

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In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant and filled with darkness.

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Saying “Hmmmm” when my boss walks in so he knows I’m thinking about stuff.

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Beavers are also just otters that have learned carpentry.

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9-5 is really 10-2 if you’re working remote.

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Every year I realize how dumb I was a year ago.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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The best part about getting added to a group chat is leaving two weeks later.

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Men will ruin your whole life then come back and like your story.

Breaking via Reddit:

This Monday has Monday written all over it.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

I get unreasonably happy when a YouTube video has subtitles that aren’t auto-generated.

Spotted on WhatsApp:

Don’t wait until you’re on your death bed to let them know how you feel. You may be too weak to raise your middle finger.

Breaking via Snapchat:

I call my smoke detector Gordon Ramsay, because every time I cook it screams at me.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

Making waves on X:

Feeling weird from my cookie-based diet.

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Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread and put it back in the bag.

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Share →: It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

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Oh dear, parenting dilemmas at their finest! 🍌😅 Who knew a simple banana could wield so much power?! Just another day in the rollercoaster ride of parenting – buckle up and enjoy the brown-spotted twists and turns! 🎢😆

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Someone from 🇳🇿 has shared:

Unfortunately, I am not nonchalant, I will set myself on fire.

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Nothing more humbling than being at a karaoke birthday party with a bunch of singers.

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Book reviews be like: “5 stars. I’m sobbing. I’m unwell. I haven’t eaten in 16 hours. Highly recommend.”

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A good relationship is when she is by your side during bad times to tell you that none of this would have happened if you had just listened to her.

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Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.

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My daughter’s new Bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared, and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it.

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

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I use a headshot from 2008 on my LinkedIn to prepare future employers for disappointment.

Someone from 🇭🇹 has shared:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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Waiting patiently for the alien invasion.

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Seen just now on Messenger:

One day you’re 18 eating pizza for every lunch, then suddenly you’re 30 and eating salad with celery and kale juice.

Trending via YouTube:

Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

My Christmas letter this year includes a bonus DVD of my colonoscopy.

Going viral on Slack:

My cat smells like cigarettes again and I’m sick of his excuses.

Reported on Messenger:

Everyone hates math until their paycheck looks funny, then all of a sudden you know trigonometry.

Just landed via Facebook:

Two of the best things in life are laughing and orgasms. I want to make you do both a lot.

Just shared via Snapchat:

I hate being in that mood where nothing’s really wrong but nothing feels right either.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I am not responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Just shared via Twitch:

“You’re an adult, maybe it’s time to stop fighting with people on the internet.”

Making waves on Facebook:

Googling what ASAP means, and having a panic attack.

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