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Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has bookmarked:

Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I am so full of love and anger, like a lava lamp.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

This salad tastes like I’d rather be fat.

Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has shared:

Good news: I set an all time high today! Bad news: It’s my cholesterol.

Someone from 🇸🇹 has shared:

I’m not flirting with you. I’m just funny and you think you like me.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has copied:

The ultimate student paradox: skipping class to avoid stress, only to stress about skipping class!

Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

“You win some. You lose some.” Me, after losing for the millionth time in a row.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has bookmarked:

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,421

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Reddit:

Tried to pull off a smokey eye, ended up looking like I went three rounds with McGregor.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

I alway get the same thing every year for Christmas. Fat!

Going viral on Reddit:

Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

Just shared via Slack:

We often come across people in life who make us think: “Oh look, evolution takes a break too!”

Trending via Pinterest:

I love cutting off Teslas. Like you may not let me merge over but your car sure as hell will.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

I usually start exploring the abyss around 7 p.m.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Most of my exercise comes from getting up to let the cat in and out.

Spotted on Slack:

Extrovert self made too many plans and now introvert self is pissed.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

Please just wait until my mating ritual is over before you decide.

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Social Media Stars ⭐

80 shares on Discord this month:

Bloopers in movie credits is a lost art form.

84 shares on Pinterest this month:

I once had a psychic girlfriend, she left me before we met.

85 shares on Pinterest this month:

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

93 shares on Slack this month:

What was the name of the boat in Titanic?

46 shares on X this month:

I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles.

99 shares on X this month:

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

31 shares on Facebook this month:

Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.

77 shares on TikTok this month:

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

95 shares on Slack this month:

The best way to reach me is with intelligence and humor.

81 shares on Discord this month:

Being in love will have you put your pride aside and go to places you never thought you would, like New Jersey.

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Hot Jokes 💥

8 folks are currently checking 👀

Cleaned the bathroom window. Wasn’t frosted glass at all.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

Why the hell did they name them ‘Soldier ants’ and not ‘Combatants’?

21 folks are currently checking 👀

My most boomer belief is that you can often get a malfunctioning appliance to work again by slapping it.

5 folks are currently checking 👀

I, unfortunately, was born without any interest in Avatar.

15 folks are currently checking 👀

The year I was born, getting a little far on that little scrolly thing.

14 folks are currently checking 👀

Be the elephant you wish to see in the room.

16 folks are currently checking 👀

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

25 folks are currently checking 👀

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

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I only write when I am falling in love, or falling apart.

20 folks are currently checking 👀

Imagine hating me and I’m just over here hating myself.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

105 this month

Funny Quotes Total

15,374

Funny Quotes Topics

17,485

Funny Quotes Images

15,374

Updated

Jan 2, 2026

Users Online

3,257

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇦🇫 has downloaded:

Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has shared:

If you ever get a chance to date a cute person for one day, where will you take me?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

I didn’t mean to mimic your voice, I just had to know what it felt like to sound like that.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has viewed:

(To my coworker that’s a year younger than me) You’re like a son to me.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has downloaded:

If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has shared:

Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely fulfilled the prophecy.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has downloaded:

Nothing worse than realising you vented to the wrong person.

Someone from 🇨🇻 has copied:

I need a new hobby that costs zero dollars and takes up 100% of my free time. So far, all I’ve come up with is mowing the lawn.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has downloaded:

Sleep with each other, or someone else will!

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Whenever I’m with real yappers, I realize I might actually be a listener.

Trending via X:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Just landed via Telegram:

People who say that they don’t have time for my bullshit should wake up an hour earlier.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

My whole life just flashed before my eyes and there was way too much pizza.

Seen just now on Telegram:

According to a recent study, women who are a little overweight live longer than men who mention it.

Going bananas on Pinterest:

The Bible is 100% accurate. Especially when thrown at close range.

Making waves on Threads:

My only knowledge of animals is that turtles like pizza and cats like lasagna.

Trending via Threads:

Unpopular Opinion: Die Hard is a Harry Potter movie. He sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Give us this day our daily internet validation.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m probably like this because I drank water from the hose.

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