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ROMO (relief of missing out)

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Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

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If a door closes, you can just open it again. That is a door. Doors work like this.

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Pretty annoying when someone unfollows me before I can conduct their exit interview.

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I’ve got the nativity scene facing the TV, so baby Jesus can watch “Die Hard.”

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A funny thing about the Heimlich Maneuver is that it’s impossible to pronounce if you’re choking.

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Occupation: the ugly friend!

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I don’t need the web for attention, I jog in a wedding dress.

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The key to looking amazing is looking like shit most of the time, so it’s more of a surprise.

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How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

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When people are telling me a story about their life it often reminds me of a much better story from my life.

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I didn’t go to the Carribean, my tan is from standing in front of the rotisserie chicken at Costco.

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I successfully avoided the red-eye flight and got the much milder pink eye flight.

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The History Channel, because where else are you going to learn about how aliens were instrumental in the development of humanity?

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I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

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That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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I remixed a remix, it was back to normal.

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My favorite part about going camping is the part where I stay at home, and I don’t go camping.

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Sex is so embarrassing. Like, why did I want to do that to you?

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Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!

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Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

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Love that every time I finish a snack I have to wave my hands around to prove to my dog it’s all gone, like I’m cashing him out at a casino or something.

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I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.

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Half princess, half menace.

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Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

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And so ends another week without me getting rich unexpectedly.

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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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You want me to pay attention to the details? The thing the devil is in?

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Start every meeting with, “Let’s just agree to disagree.”

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When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

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Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.

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If you’re going to walk in my shoes, please also wear my FitBit.

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Sorry I can’t come today. My sister’s friend’s mother’s grandpa’s brother’s grandson’s uncle’s fish died, and it was tragic.

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I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

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Don’t ask me why, but the older you get, the more you love coffee.

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I want to learn scuba diving but I’m terrified of the orchestral music in underwater documentaries.

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No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

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