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Someone from 🇧🇳 has downloaded:

Dating profiles should make you share a sound bite of you sneezing.

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If you’re in first class on a flight, sometimes they upgrade you to captain.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has downloaded:

Concert tickets should be 75% off if the artist is really super special to you.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Daniel Craig leaving Bond to become Benoit Blanc is one of the best things to ever happen.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has shared:

Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has bookmarked:

Whenever you are feeling down, remember you’re the sperm that won.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Confession: If you’ve ever been in a revolving door with me, I was only pretending to push.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has copied:

What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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Crying at my desk while also finding time to cry in the shower makes for a healthy work-life balance.

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Laundry has to be the most sinister chore. Always waiting, always lurking.

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Broadcasted on LinkedIn:

Everyone you don’t like in your personal and professional life is a narcissist.

Reported on Reddit:

God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

Shared recently on Telegram:

Cooking with glasses on is so humiliating. Why did I just get blinded by steam?

Breaking via Telegram:

To all the people with grammatical issues, don’t worry, I also have problems with badly timed periods.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

Going viral on Messenger:

The medicine for headache goes to the stomach to do what, exactly?

Going viral on WhatsApp:

It’s time to stare blankly at my wall for hours straight and think about where I went wrong with my life.

Live now on YouTube:

Everyone thinks they will be the first person in history to maintain their dignity while posting online.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m not saying I’m messy, but if Copperfield knew what I can make disappear, he’d be jealous.

Going viral on Telegram:

Big accounts just say water is wet and get 1 trillion likes.

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Share →: I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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"Ah, the struggle of modern parenting – trying to resist the temptation of naming your kids after household items or exotic foods just for the sake of Instagram fame. Imagine the chaos at roll call: 'Banjo, Parmesan, Chandelier, are you all present and accounted for?' It's a tough job being a parent, but someone's gotta do it without turning their child into a walking menu item."

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Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

Being silly is very important for my mental health.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has downloaded:

My four moods: I’m too old for doing that. I’m too tired for doing that. I’m too sober for doing that. I don’t have time for doing that.

Someone from 🇸🇩 has bookmarked:

The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has bookmarked:

It’s hard dating someone who has been single for a long time. Any slight inconvenience, and they’ll crawl back into their peaceful abode. No stress.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has downloaded:

If I were a billionaire, I wouldn’t build rockets to escape to Mars. I would build rockets to make everyone else leave Earth.

Someone from 🇸🇴 has bookmarked:

Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.

Someone from 🇦🇹 has viewed:

Marry the man who treats your dumb questions like they’re NASA-level problems.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has bookmarked:

A big shout-out to all the beekeepers. Our unstung heroes.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has downloaded:

They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has downloaded:

Going to the beach is 99% getting ready for the beach and 1% enjoying the beach.

Social Media Log 💫

Reported on Slack:

My husband and I were doing yard work, but I started a fight so I could storm off into the air conditioning.

Live now on LinkedIn:

I aspire to be a stay-at-home mom with no kids.

Making waves on TikTok:

I’m upstairs and the food is downstairs. Send help.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Have you ever “accidentally” eaten a family sized bag of chips?

Reported on Twitch:

I love canceling plans. I didn’t want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited.

Spotted on LinkedIn:

Non-alcoholic beer is like a vibrator without batteries: it fills you up nicely but without the buzz…

Just shared via Messenger:

Scams used to be like “free money!” and now they’re like “hello, we have a job for you”, which seems to be a bad sign.

Going viral on Threads:

Of course, my summer body is ready; it’s the same as my winter body but sweatier.

Reported on Messenger:

I got bills. They’re multiplying.

Making waves on Instagram:

Commenting “what about us?” on all Valentine pics this year.

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