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My outfit is from Gucci and the body from Ferrero.

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I just learned the professional way to say “I told you so”: “This was identified early on as a likely outcome.”

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I can’t wait to buy Chanel bags on a random Tuesday for me and my friends.

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I feel like I should give my air conditioner a plaque for employee of the month.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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Getting real tired of my own bullshit.

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My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.

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Is 27 a good age to leave everything you know and love, and start over?

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Daily reminder that you’re biologically programmed to get laid, eat good food, connect with other humans, and enjoy yourself. Everything else is literally made up.

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Teens don’t know how good they have it with lyrics sites. We used to have to sing shit wrong for years until the truth destroyed us.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

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I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!

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What must a pancake think when it’s being flipped? Doubtless something jolly.

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If you did the weekend right, your coffee needs coffee today.

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Who can better express pain and grief and misery than a man with a harmonica?

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