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Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

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Blowing kisses to my coworkers so that nobody talks to me today.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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I’m forced to conclude that not liking my posts is a you problem.

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My husband is looking for the remote control. I need everyone to stand up for a minute.

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You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, forever—until you die.

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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The cynicism of those who urge me not to do what I can to help the Nigerian royal family.

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If snails are so slow, why don’t we ever see them coming? It’s just BAM, there’s a snail.

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Before the internet, going viral meant your drawing made it to the fridge, and your sibling was furious.

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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Santa: “Don’t leave me milk. Leave me whiskey.”

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Everything is awful, and no one is going to save you from this treacherous world. Oops, I mean, happy Friday!

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When I tell my kids I’ll do something in a minute, what I’m really saying is “Please forget.”

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People think I’m a minimalist, but I’m just broke.

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When I get the vibe from someone that fitting in is super important to them my first instinct is to bite them.

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Hey (threateningly), can I join your years-old, tight-knit, close friend group?

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Imagine not sighing when you think about your life.

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Is losing your mind a hobby?

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Newborns cry because they’re being evicted.

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I can resist everything except temptation.

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Womansplaining is when a woman tries to explain to you what you’re thinking/feeling, and is just totally 100% wrong.

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I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”

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They should combine the running of the bulls with Tour de France next year.

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Can I do better? Yes. Will I do better? Probably not.

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Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. That’s the toddler injury.

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I wonder how many new moms try to pick out a unique name for their baby only to later learn it’s the name of an antidepressant.

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I met my wife at a singles night. I was surprised as I thought she was at home with the kids.

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You don’t need to leave a message in a bottle. If the bottle is full of tequila, I’ll get the message.

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My motivation and me: It’s complicated.

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If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

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Crazy part about being an overthinker is most times you right.

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Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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As soon as the sun comes back out, I want a beer. It’s science.

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Capri Sun tastes as if scientists had bet that they could make fruit juice without fruit.

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“I’m currently not accepting new items on my to-do list.”

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