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Tears for Fears: Everybody wants to rule the world. Me: Some of us just want eight hours of uninterrupted sleep.

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If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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Other people: You should get out of your comfort zone. Me: You should get out of my comfort zone.

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Never underestimate the healing power of having your bed to yourself.

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A narcissist wants the authority of a king while having the accountability of a toddler.

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Bro, did you really just mix up e.g. and i.e. in front of the hoes?

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life.

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You think you’re raising your kids right, and then one of them decides to be a fan of your football team’s arch rival.

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“Kiss From a Rose” makes you think Batman Forever is the most romantic movie ever made.