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The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

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Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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I love when I come home, I put on my Adam Sandler clothes.

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Things will be fine, eventually—in thousands of years—for rocks.

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Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either!

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I like driving by myself. I just played the same song 36 times.

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I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.

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My boss doesn’t want dogs in the office. But he didn’t say anything about alpacas.

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When is someone actually going to change the surprise in the avocado? This hard core is kind of a stupid toy.

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Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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Just emerged from my Y2K bunker. Everybody okay?

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The more attention you get on this website, the less you enjoy being on it.

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It’s so hot here, I’m breaking a sweat just bitching and moaning about it.

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I don’t post for money or fame, I post because there’s something seriously wrong with me.

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You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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Can’t wait to put up holiday lights so life can be equally crappy but festively so.

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At this point, if you buy Tesla, everyone is just going to assume you are a loser.

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I would be very interested to hear from someone who is ILLEGALLY blind.

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Pinky promises are still a legit foundation of trust.

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When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a surprise housewarming party. Now I’m homeless.

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Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

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The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.

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