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Growing up means choosing cozy couch moments over crowded club scenes. Cheers to adulting!

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Remember when we used to jump out of the swings? Those knees were fresh, fresh out the box.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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There are people who leave comments on porn videos.

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I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems. Pick the one person you really hate and blame them for everything.

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My whole life is basically a blooper reel.

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They should make a tanning bed that constantly rolls you over like a gas station hotdog.

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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Rehab is a great place to meet people that like Piña Coladas and getting caught in the rain.

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I don’t drink alcohol. I like suffering raw.

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Home is where you can look ugly and enjoy it.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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Someone at work just farted and I panicked and said ‘compliments to the chef’.

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