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When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

Someone from 🇵🇹 has copied:

A fun wedding bit is to sit next to a random guest, point to the bride or groom & whisper, “it should’ve been you”

Someone from 🇲🇻 has copied:

Every time I spend my own money, I feel like somebody needs to reimburse me.

Someone from 🇦🇸 has shared:

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

I was waiting on the universe but the universe was actually waiting on me.

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I’m fat because I’m full of experiences, and most of those experiences took place at Mexican restaurants.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

Normalize responding to work emails with: “What the hell are you talking about?”

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

Trending via Facebook:

I’m beginning to think that for some of you, the wheels on the bus do not go round and round.

Freshly posted on Slack:

What do you mean I overthink things (as I wonder if I hurt my dog’s feelings by liking cat videos on Instagram)?

Breaking via WhatsApp:

Breaking News: Local woman stuns in new unnecessary online purchase.

Freshly posted on X:

The easiest way to shop with kids is not to.

Spotted on Pinterest:

Due to inflation, alien abduction no longer comes with free probes. Humans are required to bring their own probes or may purchase a probe on board the spacecraft for a moderate fee.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Not to brag but I can chop an onion without crying. And I can cry without chopping an onion.

Shared recently on Discord:

I am a man, a man with a cold, so I guess this is goodbye.

Trending via Snapchat:

A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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I’m letting go of all earthly attachment — exactly like Buddha, except for the things I like and want.

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Share →: I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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Ah, the good old days when the toughest decision was whether to ride with Tupac or Notorious B.I.G.! 🌴🗽 Can we please go back to settling our differences with sick beats and slick rhymes instead of Twitter wars? 🎤🔥 #90sRapBattle #ThoseWereTheDays

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Someone from 🇳🇱 has bookmarked:

Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

Someone from 🇹🇬 has viewed:

I’m so bored of being bored, because being bored is really boring.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has bookmarked:

Never faked an orgasm before, but the joy of ugly presents.

Someone from 🇸🇦 has shared:

Toilets are not a crime scene, traces may be removed!

Someone from 🇲🇰 has viewed:

I’ll never salute you, General Settings.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Someone from 🇸🇧 has shared:

In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has copied:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

“Clean” my shower? Then what? Give my car a ride into town?

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Just landed via WhatsApp:

Cover letters are so embarrassing. Why am I writing a love letter to this shitty company?

Broadcasted on Twitch:

Lost another rap battle by just agreeing with everything the other guy said.

Making waves on WeChat:

Adults should get spring break from their jobs.

Just landed via Threads:

Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.

Spotted on WeChat:

The porn bots liking my posts from years ago is just reminding me that I’ve always been hilarious.

Just shared via Twitch:

Of course, being a child is terrible. They don’t give you any money, and then make you watch commercials the whole time.

Trending via Instagram:

New email opener just dropped: “I am interested in bothering you!”

Broadcasted on X:

If I’m not back in five minutes, just wait longer.

Going viral on Threads:

Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium. Me: OMg.

Trending via Messenger:

Forget the alarm clock. Just give me the smell of bacon and coffee.

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