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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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Super excited for a brand new week of hoping for the best, but expecting the worst.

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Employees should have to take their boss’s last name.

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I’ve learned my lesson so many times that I could be a teacher.

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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Do you also sometimes turn on the TV just so you have background noise or am I weird?

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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Somethіng wrong іn your lіfe? There’s a nap for that.

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The longer you go without something, the more comfortable you become without it. That goes for people, too.

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Whenever someone asks me if my dog is adopted I respond with, “no, she’s biologically mine.”

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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Rudolph, with your nose so bright, help me find my phone tonight.

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My career goal is to be able to just delete my LinkedIn account at some point.

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Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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Explain it to me like I’m five then do it for me like I’m one hundred.

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Hate when people ask “why is it called Silence of the Lambs?” Like, did you hear any lambs during the movie? Use your head!

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She wanted me to impress her in the bedroom, so I showed her my organized sock drawer and my fresh matching bedding.

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This wouldn’t happen to me if I were a huge dragon.

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It’s so funny that people directly compare Dune and Furiosa when all that they have in common is that there’s sand.

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Twitter account so good even HR wants to see it.

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Maybe the reason we weren’t that affected by all the violence we saw in cartoons as kids is because it was offset by classical music.

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Setting up a camera to go and pretend you just woke up from bed is another level of mental illness.

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I’m not talking to my husband and I don’t think he even knows it.

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Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

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If you love someone, let them sleep.

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The best time to visit Japan is when you have money!

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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck, you’re drunk. Ducks don’t talk.

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We could have high-speed rail that connects the entire country, but instead we get AI porn bots that steal all of our drinking water to entertain the dumbest people alive.

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Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.

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May the hardest part of your day be getting the jeans over your butt.

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Be nice today, the world is on fire.

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I used to have this mental illness, where I thought putting your heart and soul into a relationship would make it work.

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We all know that mirrors don’t lie. I’m just very grateful that they don’t laugh.

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A spiral is just a circle that’s afraid of closure.

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My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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Why do men have birthdays? It’s not like they’re growing up.

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I would do absolutely anything to get 8 hours of sleep, except for going to bed 8 hours before I need to wake up.

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It’s time for basic human empathy to make a comeback.

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