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Family fistfights brought to you by Monopoly.

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Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

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Doctors don’t really need to hit you with that rubber hammer, it’s just how they release a lil tension through the day.

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Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

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I only go for nature walks with people I can outrun.

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“I asked Grok. I asked ChatGPT.” Yeah, well, I asked my mom. She said no.

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When this multivitamin kicks in I’m going to do so much success.

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I can’t work under these festive conditions.

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I always tell my kids that it’s okay to make mistakes just as long as you learn how to blame them on other people.

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I don’t know what i’m going to be for Halloween, so I’m probably just going to put in a tampon and go as a sexy kite.

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The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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Grant me the serenity to supernaturally change the things I cannot accept.

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Mood to play music louder than my thoughts.

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I’m a multi-tasking procrastinator. I can put off multiple things at once.

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Sleep hits different when you’re not supposed to be sleeping.

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Most guys probably just have a foot fetish because their first girlfriend was a sock.

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The wind is about to blow me to Oz, so if you see me flying past your window, mind your business.

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It’s okay to get rid of the boxes for the electronic things you’ve had for the past couple of years.

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I giggle before I go crazy. Gotta start my engine.

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My cat is so finicky. I finally gave up and taught him how to order Uber Eats for himself.

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I’m so jealous of people who live near a coastal area. What do you mean you can just go to the beach on a random Tuesday?

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I would never be comfortable delivering a baby. I can’t even remove an avocado pit without dropping it.

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At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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I will never be the person this serving size suggestion wants me to be.

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Some of you aren’t reading the room. Not even listening to the room on audiobook.

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The lion does not concern himself at all. The lion is depressed.

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I think it’s extremely important, especially in the morning, to be quiet.

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Can you put some pants on my voodoo doll and pop some money in the pocket, please?

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I have good problem solving skills, but my problem creating skills are where I really shine.

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According to a new study, people who often trail off in the middle of a sentence are 30% more likely to

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Future generations will never have to live in unprecedented times, because we’re precedenting the Hell out of everything right now.

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Farting, but with eye contact.

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It’s amazing, when it’s your birthday you really feel the love from family, friends, lovers, former dentists, yoga studios and various smootheries.

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Is ChatGPT my father-in-law because it keeps making stuff up and passing it off as fact?

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Of course your crush is going to leave their spouse for you. That’s how delusions work.

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What’s said in the blanket fort, stays in the blanket fort.

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Time to get off the internet, I’ve already had enough stupid for the week.

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