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My knight in shining armor comes in liquid form.

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Nighty night! Don’t let the horror of existence bite.

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They hooked up tubes and sensors, but the doctor still can’t figure out why my kisses are so sweet. They want to hold me overnight and “never let go.”

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If she says “you are my world” remember there are other planets. Stay alert, kings!

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Nobody rots in bed like I do.

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Thotless Grind.

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Before I had kids I was only vaguely aware that Saturday had a 7am.

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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.