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Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

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Being sober would be a lot easier if I liked myself.

Someone from 🇻🇳 has bookmarked:

I avoid those club cameras like my life depends on it.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has copied:

They should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up feeling rested.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has shared:

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way on the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has copied:

If you have to remind them to give a shit, remind yourself not to.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

Someone from 🇬🇪 has bookmarked:

Sorry for having no idea what the hell I am doing. It will happen again.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has bookmarked:

I miss having that butterfly feeling. People give me roach vibes at this point.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has bookmarked:

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

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I hope the coffee hits harder than reality does.

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Once you find humor in any situation, you have nothing to fear.

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If I were you, I would rather be me.

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I’ve folded seven page corners of the book I’m reading. That’s 49 in dog ears.

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

They always say, there is someone for everyone… unfortunately, the person for me is a therapist.

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Taylor Swift’s most unrealistic lyric is “he’d never tell you, but he can play guitar”, because I’ve never met a man who can play guitar that isn’t gonna tell you about it.

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My toxic trait is binging a show too fast, then getting sad when I have nothing to watch.

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Vote for me, I’ll cut the alphabet in half.

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Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand …”

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Never underestimate my ability to effortlessly make something more difficult than it needs to be.

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68 shares on Facebook this month:

“AI is coming for your jobs!” I would love to see AI be unemployed.

65 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m eating for two; me and the person I strive to be.

32 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s completely absurd that Silicon Valley is pushing AI on us before they figured out how to keep fries fresh for longer.

36 shares on X this month:

I’m gonna be the first zoomer to start dropping the ‘two thousand’ when referring to the past. “Yeah, that was back in ‘17.”

29 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

64 shares on Reddit this month:

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

85 shares on Discord this month:

Sleeping in is the most efficient way to find out which morning rituals you can actually do without.

51 shares on LinkedIn this month:

When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

69 shares on Twitch this month:

I bought a bag of M&M’s and they don’t have M’s anymore. They all have W’s, for woke.

83 shares on Snapchat this month:

It’s always annoying to be woken up by some guy mowing his lawn. Just go around me, man.

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Someone from 🇲🇹 has bookmarked:

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

At my age I don’t sleep, I nap between pee breaks.

Someone from 🇦🇬 has downloaded:

They say that 50 is the new 40, but these traffic police are having none of it.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has shared:

I don’t procrastinate, I delegate to my future self.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has shared:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

Someone from 🇿🇼 has shared:

I’m not really a “glass half full” kind of person. I’m more of a “Where’d I put my glass?” kind of person.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back.

Someone from 🇧🇾 has copied:

Unfortunately, I do love being the only person who knows exactly what I mean and the hidden meaning behind everything I do.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has viewed:

Bands who can’t afford a smoke machine should hire my wife to cook at their concert.

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When you meet twins, demand to speak with the one in charge.

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If craziness could fly, some people would have their own airport.

Going bananas on WhatsApp:

The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.

Live now on WeChat:

You don’t see guys traveling around on those seesaw-type push carts on railroad tracks anymore.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Welcome to adulthood. Everyone’s tired here.

Going viral on YouTube:

I’m only an introvert until I meet people worth extroverting with.

Just landed via WeChat:

I need an app that deletes my number from other people’s phones.

Making waves on Pinterest:

I’m buysexual, you buy me food, I become sexual.

Seen just now on Facebook:

The Masters would be a lot more interesting if there were starving alligators roaming throughout the golf course.

Going viral on Twitch:

When I die I want people to say “Hmm, I didn’t know you could die like that.”

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