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Keep scrolling, I’ve got nothing.

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Dogs will go through amazing effort to get a better view of your plate.

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At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.

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I grew up with six brothers. That’s how I learned to dance: waiting for the bathroom.

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If at first you don’t succeed then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

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Roses are red, I’m staying in bed. I’ve made no plans, besides pretending I’m dead.

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To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

I don’t push people away, I just do the Macarena.

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Who develops the algorithm? I want to speak to the manager.

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It’s important to listen to both sides of the debate because you need to hear both the reality of the situation and also the dumbest thing anyone’s ever said.

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If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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If I’m ever mad at you, just talk to me in a sweeter and softer tone, and watch how quickly that anger disappears.

Making waves on YouTube:

Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos.

Just landed via WeChat:

I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.

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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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I like listening to true crime podcasts while I clean my bathroom because I can pretend I’m destroying evidence.

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I love eating fast food and getting big and fat. It’s amazing.

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That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything, and all you can think is: “Act normal, you are innocent.”

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The man who invented autocorrect has died. Restaurant in peace.

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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

84 shares on WeChat this month:

I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

44 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Normalize having a threatening aura, but really just being a sweetheart.

42 shares on Threads this month:

If she replies to your sarcasm with more sarcasm, that’s a whole life.

67 shares on Telegram this month:

I’m really looking forward to another exciting year staring at my phone.

66 shares on X this month:

Most people who have found themselves are amazed to discover that there is nothing there at all.

43 shares on Instagram this month:

My tapeworm is starting a podcast about the McRib.

58 shares on TikTok this month:

Spending 5 minutes looking up every word I want to use in a sentence to make sure I can define it in case they ask.

41 shares on Discord this month:

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it like five or six times. You know, just to be sure.

12 shares on YouTube this month:

My favorite color is sunshine.

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That feeling when it’s Friday, you blink once, and somehow it’s Monday again.

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My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.

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Unfortunately most of my sex noises come from trying to get out of bed.

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Buying books and reading them are actually two entirely different hobbies.

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Nothing bores me like twins who don’t look alike, you should’ve just dropped later if you’re not going to participate.

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In a previous life I may have been a carrier pigeon, in that all I ever think about is going home.

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The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

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My signature move is always learning my lessons the hard way.

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Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

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At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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Someone from 🇮🇳 has copied:

I believe it was Aristotle who once said “The fastest way to get your kids to stop screaming is to also start screaming.”

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Why do my fully charged AirPods deplete at different rates? Do I listen harder out of one ear?

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In banana years, I am bread.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

Someone from 🇪🇷 has shared:

In the coffee shop, booing everyone who orders decaf.

Someone from 🇸🇿 has shared:

That one British friend that’s too bloke.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has bookmarked:

Get a puppy if you are in the market for a best friend who gets you up early so she can bite you excitedly.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has viewed:

Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has viewed:

Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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I sometimes have the desire to meet certain people again for the first time. Only to simply walk past them.

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Going viral on WhatsApp:

My mom be cutting up fruit and bringing it to me in my room without saying nothing. That’s when it hits me, nobody ever gonna love me this much.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Please no more relationships that are supposed to be a lesson. I’m already quite the scholar.

Spotted on WeChat:

Millennials aren’t having kids because no one’s made lo-fi hip-hop beats to yell at your kids to.

Seen just now on WeChat:

My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

Trending via WhatsApp:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Just shared via WhatsApp:

When you thought something would be easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually been stressy, depressy, lemon zesty.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.

Going viral on Threads:

Is it just me, or does anybody else get excited about cancelling plans?

Broadcasted on TikTok:

Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?

Seen just now on Messenger:

I’m sick of blessings in disguise. I am ready for a blessing with absolutely no disguise whatsoever.

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