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Don’t you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize they’re donuts?

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Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.”

Someone from 🇧🇷 has copied:

Why is it spelled “camouflage” and not “ “?

Someone from 🇭🇺 has viewed:

Rewatching Avengers: Age of Ultron. Despite the title, they never tell you how old Ultron is.

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

The first guy to clap after seeing something cool must have been like “what the hell am I doing?”

Someone from 🇨🇱 has copied:

I’m always happy when I come home from shopping and the note on the table reminds me of what I wanted to buy.

Someone from 🇲🇱 has shared:

I could have been somebody if I’d been somebody else.

Someone from 🇹🇯 has shared:

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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Amazing if accurate: bleeding money.

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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your card out of your wallet.

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If you’re the type of person who likes to be left alone, I’m with you. Better yet, I’m not with you.

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I’ve got 99 problems. I know this because I wake up in the middle of the night to review each and every one of them in great detail.

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Thoughts & prayers to all of us back at work tomorrow after the colossal mistake of thinking we’d be lads of leisure forever, for some reason.

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All the world’s a stage, and I always forget my line.

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Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job.

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My style isn’t even my real style yet. Just wait till my budget matches my vision.

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I eat cake every day because somewhere out there it’s someone’s birthday and I like to celebrate.

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Social media can teach you a lot of lessons. Grammar is not one of them.

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You don’t scare me. You’re not the evil eye I get from my dog when I make him get up from the couch so I can lay down.

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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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I’m afraid to go to therapy — what if they fix me and I lose my funny?

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People make the mistake of keeping aubergines in the fridge, when in fact they should be kept in the bin.

87 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Bank account nice and empty. Starting the new month on a clean slate.

31 shares on Instagram this month:

I am staying up till a million o’clock tonight.

11 shares on Facebook this month:

Let’s lay on the couch together, play on our phones, and ignore each other, babe.

83 shares on Pinterest this month:

Shark tooth necklaces are the perfect accessory if you want to look tough but also tell the world, “I’ve been to a gift shop.”

33 shares on Pinterest this month:

This email could’ve been sex.

77 shares on Instagram this month:

The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

60 shares on Messenger this month:

It must be hard having an erectile dysfunction.

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Whispering to paramedic before I pass out: save me, but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow.

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Christmas is coming and you’re not.

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It sucks that brainwashing is a bad thing, because generally speaking the idea of washing my brain sounds so nice.

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America was more fun when organized crime was done by Italians in Chicago.

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Your honor, my client wasn’t trying to stab the victim. He was checking to see if he was cake.

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My favorite part of parenting is when the kids are bored enough to entertain themselves, but getting to that point is excruciating.

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May I please come over and curl up in your lap like a cat?

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If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive, you should try swimming with sharks. It cost me an arm and a leg!

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Nobody can ragebait as successfully as your own mother can.

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Shoutout to drug dealers for teaching the metric system to Americans.

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Most meetings end with the conclusion that everything needs to be discussed in another meeting.

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I was always told to eat all my food so that I’d grow to be big and strong. When exactly does the strong part kick in?

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I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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